Guess what I'm doing tonight...

Going to see Sex and the City 2! Yeah! I'm so excited! Mayra, Alison and I will be attending the 6:45 showing.

How much do I love, love Carrie and Miranda's look here? Fabulous. I want Carrie's dress, but in black I spill in white. And I totally hate Charlotte and Samantha's look. Thanks for letting me share.
Remember when I met the star of the movie? Oh you forgot? Here is a quick reminder:

Remember when my hair was so long and blond. Ugh it was such a simpler time then....

Horay!!

I have to give a BIG congratulatory shout out for my pal Robbie Findley! It was just announced that Robbie will be on the 23 man rooster to go to the World Cup! This is huge news people. Robbie is an incredibly talented forward, and one of the nicest people you could meet! He has worked so hard for this. Congrats Robbie! Now score some goals for the USA!!

Woops.

In other news I'm totally lame and forgot to post about The Fabulous Miss Emily Clawsons Birthday! Yay! To celebrate we all went to The Dodo and had a totally yummy dinner. And our waiter was yummy too. I have known The Claw for over 15 years. We met back in theatre school where we stared in a amazing production called "The Woman Of King Arthur's Court" Seriously peeps it was Tony worthy. Espicallly since Barbara had to feed me all my lines. Awesome.

What?! Yeah!! Okay!!

Well, Lil' Jon had a "concert" at The Depot. I use the word concert loosely for I don't think he once actually sang He was more of just a DJ. But anyway Alison, Mayra and I had quite the time shaking our groove thing and dropping it likes it hot.

Done and Done.

Turns out straight guys are miserable jerks. I'm on a break from love until further notice. I even made a CD of songs that have nothing to do with love. Fuck them all. I'm over it. And if you are an eternal optimist when in comes to love, do not comment with your words of encouragement I absolutely do not want to hear it.

Bulletproof
-La Roux
Been there, done that, messed around
I’m having fun don’t put me down,
I’ll never let you sweep me off my feet,
I won’t let you in again, the messages I’ve tried to send,
my informations’ just not going in,
burnin’ bridges shore to shore, I’ll break away from something more,
I’m not to not to love until it’s cheap,
been there, done that, messed around,
I’m having fun don’t put me down,
I’ll never let you sweep me off my feet,


This time baby,
I’ll be,
Bulletproof

I won’t let you turn around,
and tell me now I’m much too proud,
to walk away from something when it’s dead,
do do do your dirty words come out to play when you are heard,
there’s certain things that should be left unsaid,
tick tick tick tick on the watch and life’s too short for me to stop,
Oh baby, your time is running out,
I won’t let you turn around,
and tell me now I’m much too proud,
All you do is fill me up with doubt,

This time baby I’ll be bulletproof

Uh oh Brian...

I think they are one to you.

Be careful. Daddy Beckham has some friends in high places...

And I don't mean pigeons. They work for me, not him.

This is why you have kids.

WATCH THIS VIDEO. This kid is Michael Greyson. He is ridiculously good. He is 13. If I were his mother I would take this cash cow all the way to the bank.

That Beaver kid best watch his back.

Any-woo. Somehow I got Tylenol poisoning and have been barfing my guts out all damn day. So not cool. I feel like swamp. Even playing Farmviile made me dizzy. I was completely unaware one could take to many Tylenol. Now I know. FAIL.

Bang Bang!!

So when did everyone in my life decide to hop on the crazy train? I swear this week is ridiculous. Oye vie. I have people lying to me about the STUPIDEST things ever. We are in our 20's no need to pretend a boy is giving you attention to look cool. No one cares. And your secret dating life? Yep, again no one cares. Also its called a phone. There are buttons on it that you press to spell out different words. When you receive this thing called a text message, and its asking a question, its polite to respond to that question in a somewhat timely manner. If you are at work , school, a movie, the hospital, or funeral/wedding, then fine. You are excused. If no question is asked, then no, I probably don't need a response. Just putting it out there people. Oh ya, and don't get wasted every single week and call me at 2 in the morning
weather it be a Fri or Tues, then when I call you ONCE not answer your phone, and then act annoyed the next day. UNACCEPTABLE. For future reference I now sleep with my phone on silent, so if you have some sort of emergency, you might have to deal with it without my assistance.

Anyway, in AWESOME news. my second favorite person next to Jen Aniston finally announced she is coming to SLC!!!

YAY FOR CHELSEA HANDLER!!!!!
I. can. not. wait. I am probably going by myself and I don't even give a damn. I'm so excited. This brings and unmeasurable amount of joy to my little, cold, dead, heart. I'm going to buy her new book this week as to be all caught up. I watch homegirl's show every night. She is hilarious.

As many times as I blink I'll think of you

The stars lean down to kiss you,
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.

I'll watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.

I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.

As many times as I blink I'll think of you... tonight.
I'll think of you tonight.

When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you,
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.
-Owl City


Happy Birthday. You should of been 28 today. In July it will be 4 years since you left us. I miss you every single day.