Tuesday, March 30, 2010
I dyed my hair
PS. Yesterday I got in a fight with a cop. I don't like cops. It felt good to yell at one.
P.P.S. The wind is blowing so bad right now I feel like my office is going to rip off the building and I will end up in OZ surrounded by Little People.
P.P.S.S. Also if yopu are the type of person that steals someones Iphone you are a total douchbag. And if you stole one from Simply Sushi last Sunday, you should return it. Have a plesent Tuesday.
Friday, March 26, 2010
This ones perfect! (And its just my size!)
Miss Mayra and I headed down to the Capital Theatre this week to see Legally Blonde the musical and I totally loved it! The cast was great! I just hated the group of girls behind us eating chips, opening sodas and talking full volume. And the girl in front of me that kept texting. WTF. Oh and don't forget the group that asked us to trade them seats. Why Mayra and I buy seats to anything I'll never know. haha
All in all we had a great time and i was so happy finally get to see the show live! I'm seeing it with my mom tomorrow, then its off to watch the first RSL game! Yikes! Good luck boys!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Health
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To My Fellow Citizens, the Republicans:
Thanks to last night's vote, that child of yours who has had asthma since birth will now be covered after suffering for her first nine years as an American child with a pre-existing condition.
Thanks to last night's vote, that 23-year-old of yours who will be hit one day by a drunk driver and spend six months recovering in the hospital will now not go bankrupt because you will be able to keep him on your insurance policy.
Thanks to last night's vote, after your cancer returns for the third time -- racking up another $200,000 in costs to keep you alive -- your insurance company will have to commit a criminal act if they even think of dropping you from their rolls.
Yes, my Republican friends, even though you have opposed this health care bill, we've made sure it is going to cover you, too, in your time of need. I know you're upset right now. I know you probably think that if you did get wiped out by an illness, or thrown out of your home because of a medical bankruptcy, that you would somehow pull yourself up by your bootstraps and survive. I know that's a comforting story to tell yourself, and if John Wayne were still alive I'm sure he could make that into a movie for you.
But the reality is that these health insurance companies have only one mission: To take as much money from you as they can -- and then work like demons to deny you whatever coverage and help they can should you get sick.
So, when you find yourself suddenly broadsided by a life-threatening illness someday, perhaps you'll thank those pinko-socialist, Canadian-loving Democrats and independents for what they did Sunday evening.
If it's any consolation, the thieves who run the health insurance companies will still get to deny coverage to adults with pre-existing conditions for the next four years. They'll also get to cap an individual's annual health care reimbursements for the next four years. And if they break the pre-existing ban that was passed last night, they'll only be fined $100 a day! And, the best part? The law will require all citizens who aren't poor or old to write a check to a private insurance company. It's truly a banner day for these corporations.
So don't feel too bad. We're a long way from universal health care. Over 15 million Americans will still be uncovered -- and that means about 15,000 will still lose their lives each year because they won't be able to afford to see a doctor or get an operation. But another 30,000 will live. I hope that's OK with you.
If you don't mind, we're now going to get busy trying to improve upon this bill so that all Americans are covered and so the grubby health insurance companies will be put out of business -- because when it comes to helping the sick, no one should ever be allowed to ask the question, "How much money can we save by making this poor bastard suffer?"
Please, my Republican friends, if you can, take a quiet moment away from your AM radio and cable news network this morning and be happy for your country. We're doing better. And we're doing it for you, too.
Yours,
Michael Moore
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PS
Remember this?
2 years later and it still brings me to tears.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Pigeon.
O pigeon my pigeon,
I watch you fly so nice then land,
Flying through the air you are so neat and grand.
Some people call you rats with wings,
But I think you more queens and kings.
Your feathers are a lovely shade,
you are surely heaven made.
You fly so swiftly through the sky,
You are so lovely my oh my!
You like to be in Union Square,
and I like to feed you there.
Your little beaks peck for the food,
Oh I hope it tastes so good.
So dear pigeon it is true,
I will love no bird but you.
I wrote that beautiful piece of literature my senior year of High School.
PS Brian, they are watching you....
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Fan
MLS season starting!
Hooray! No strike! that means soccer starts this week! First Seitzy's game on Thursday them the first REAL game of the season! Even though its an away game I'm still SUPER excited! Remember that time we won MLS cup? Awesome.
Springtime!
Springtime is springing and I am loving it. Please note when I googled Springtime this painting came up. And they look pretty excited for spring don't they?
Blah Blah Blah
I am a fan of the Ke$ha album but especially the song "Blah Blah Blah" Its like an offensive novelty rap song written by a white girl. I love it. I epically like the line: "Don't be a little bitch with your chit chat Just show me where your dick's at" totally offensive. I love it
Some things I'm not a fan of this week?
Earache
I seem to have developed and earache in the past 24 hours and it is also causing a headache. Not cool
The stupid telephone music video

I wasted another 9 1/2 mins of my life last night giving this music video another chance. Nope. still totally hate it. My mom wasted her time too this round, and she thinks its totally degrading to women. I feel I have to agree. Why is she naked most of the video. Why? Its not like a have a problem with nakedness or am even a prude. (please note lyric posted above.)I'm just getting tired of seeing her naked and the videos having nothing to do with the songs. New idea please. I think Lady Gaga is phenomenally talented and I love her voice. But her videos make me cringe. And I don't like to cringe.
Jesse James and his repulsive whore
I love Sandra. The Blind Side was fantastic (note she remained clothed the whole movie. Just putting that out there...) I am absolutely disgusted by James James and that gross slut he cheated with. That girl is vial. I hate them both and refuse to put a pic of them on my blog.
Fin.
Saturday, March 20, 2010
It's a boy!
Rowan Dante Emerson is 8 pounds 5 oz and 21 inches long. He has huge hands and feet and super long legs. I finally met him on Friday and I am totally crazy about him.
I can not wait for him to get older so we can watch Fraggle Rock together. I also promised him I would take him to meet a real lamb. Trixi is a super woman. 4 days in labor and an emergency c-section, with plenty of drama. He was also 17 days late! I told him not to worry about being late because I am late to everything. But now little Rowan is here and absolutely perfect. He is so new to this world and I am so thankful that I got to be a part of his life just 4 days in!
PS I knew it was a boy all along! :)
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Kinda slow right now...
Thursday, March 11, 2010
One Eskimo

(It's the shaggy haired one on the left the loves Emily.)
How cute is the lead singer Kris? Plus,he is a total sweetheart. :)
PS Download their song Kandi. AMAZING. its my favorite.
The video is below. Watch it. I promise they are great.
Eh.

I feel like the producers of this movie have been all over the place trying to make me excited for the movie. First they had photos from filming in US Weekly like 2 years ago. Then they were all over Sundance causing drama and being rude little bitches (yes I'm referring to Dakota and Kristen). Now every time I turn on E! or look at someones blog, everyone is talking about this damn movie. BOO! Boo I say!!




