Santa is coming.

Hello. Well its been quite some time. Sorry. But if nothing exciting ever happens, which is doesn't, I don't have much to write about. I did venture out in the blizzard last week to go see Santa & ask him for an Iphone. I don't really want one, but it seemed to be the cool thing to ask for, So I went with the flow.
Christmas is drawing very near. Just 12 days! And I have not bought one present. Yikes.

A ghost or not.

Beats the hell out of me. I've tired to recreate it like 15 times with zero success. Either way its a weird picture. Can you see it?

So, as you may or may not know, I love the MTV show "The Hills" I watch it obsessively. Every Monday at 11:00 and any other time it on. Well, anyhow, One of the delights on the show is Brody Jenner. And he is just lovely. And this weekend I met him. Well I more like just took a picture with him. But he seemed nice enough so whatever. Surprisingly enough, I had a way harder time getting to him then I have had meeting way more famous people like say, Al Pacino. But maybe that's because Al Pacino wasn't surrounded by go go dancers. But that's besides the point. I got my picture, I am happy, and here it is:





Note: he is on the stage, I am not, the stage was rather high up, and that is why I am kind of just a floating head.

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Its for a good cause.... right?

So I went to a charity bachelor auction this week. They sold Real players. You may think I'm joking, but nope. This actually happened. And guess what? I bought a boy. Who knew that was legal in Utah...






More pics to follow when I get them....

I heart Beckham...

And I heart this ad.

Its Here!!!

Well the day has finally arrived where Mr Beckham has arrived in America to start his time with the LA Galaxy. Needless to say, I am in fact very pleased. Even though we don't play LA for like another 2 months, but whatever...
In other news, I went to Denver for my cousins wedding this past weekend. It was quite the time. I think my favorite part was when my drunk father stumbled up to the stage to give a toast, where he proudly announced that he was there with his daughter and son. I have a brother. Who knew. Thanks Dad. You are such a treat...
Here is a pic of me & my cousins at the wedding.

*Please note the orb above my head on the left. Weird.

Fireworks & Stuff..

Went to the game last night. We lost. So nothing new there, but at least we lost to my second fave team Toronto and Jeff made a goal, so we were pleased with that. Afterword they had some fireworks played some music, you know the drill....
Then we headed out on the town for some quality Jeff time, since he is only here for like 5 mins. So needless to say, I am very tired. And I got in a fight with some Doughbag who shouted mean things at Jeff during the game.
Here are some pics I found on a random soccer website today:
This is a giant sign Julia made requesting Jeff back on our team.

I am in the pic. I am on the far left looking weird.

I am off to Denver tomorrow for my cousins wedding, so wish me luck, because I sure hate Denver....

Everybody loves a fire/trip to the ER.

Well Kids, its that time of year when millions of stupid Americans are allowed to buy explosives from the parking lot outside their local grocery store. They will probably not heed the warnings, and if we are lucky, this might at last be the year where we burn down all our wilderness. So go grab your $5 Old Navy flag tee, your sparkly red white and blue scrunchy, and your denim vest. Don't forget to dress your dog like Uncle Sam. Just please try not to blow your hand off this year. Have a happy and safe 4th of July.
* To help celebrate the 4th, I have included some Jessica Simpson God blessing america soft core porn for your viewing enjoyment.

It took long enough.

So after the longest time not winning a game maybe ever, the boys finally won one! Yeah! Here are some pics of me at the game.

I look really into in the first one. Doing my nails and all.

Can you find me?

Please notice the look of shock on my face in the third one.

Smart

So I am sure no one else cares about this, but its my blog, so whatever.... I am very excited to report that my girl Jen is doing Smartwater ads! I love smartwater! The ads are super cute too!

Speaking of water , Did I mention how when I was watering my plants the other day some water dripped off our porch and made the crazy lady's porch light explode? Yeah good one Heidi. Clearly I am not drinking enough Smartwater.

Michael Tolliver Lives

In news that fills my entire heart with joy, My most favorite author in all the land, has just released another book in my favorite series! I can't believe. I don't know how he has done it. He totally wrapped up the series in his last book. But I am so excited to find out!!! Horah! *This must be how all those Harry Potter freaks feel every time I new book comes out.

Paris....Hilton?

Hey Team. So every time they say something about Paris being in jail, I say I don't care. But as we all know that is a bold faced lie. This video is damn funny. Enjoy.

*Side note: A crazy woman lives below me and Hiba. This is an actual conversation Jenny & her had:
Crazy: "I work weird hours, I just hope you girls don't have Paris over"
Jenny: "Paris Hilton?"
Crazy: "No, Paris (Crazy strokes her long greasy grey hair as she says this next part) France"
Yep. I know. What the hell is she talking about.

The blog is back in town!

K Bitches. I am back for Real now. Much has happened since my last post like 4 months ago. Here are the highlights:

*Got myself a new awesome job. (Thanks Dunny!)
*Had myself a birthday. (thanks body for holding up this long.)
*Got myself a shiny new apartment with hot boys living all around me. (Thanks landlady! And well, thanks to their parents for having hot kids)
Thats about it.

I'm Back!!!

So, I figured out how to get back into blogger.... So look out! Posts are coming!!!!

Thanks for the laughter.

Ok, So for whatever reason Mr David Beckham decided it would be a wise choice to wear this horse sweater around town. This might be the most ridiculous sweater I have ever seen. I love it. I am not sure if I have ever laughed so hard at something a celeb has worn ever. Except for that one time Johnny Depp went to David Letterman dressed like a homeless person. I should really try to find that...

Seriously?

So Today was quite the day. I worked a million hrs at Arttix today, and by the end. I just wanted to leave. I can't remeber the last time I wanted to leave that bad. That hasn't happened in a long time. I also ran out of gas on the way home like 6 blocks from my house. Some boys helped me push my rentel Buick out of the road. Speical thanks to them.

Also RSL annoced the design/sponser for next years jersey. Here it is.....



I don't love it, because I am not a huge fan of jerseys with a giant logo on them, but thats the way the rest of the world does it so whatever.
I'm just happy they don't say KFC on them.
Sadly, Hiba and I missed the jersey unveiling because we were less then a block away selling Nutcracker tickets. There was also I completly ridiculously situation involving Jason Kries today. All I have to say about that is seriously!?!?

Shannen Doherty!?!?!

Ok, so I broke down and did that celeb face thing... What the Hell!? I don't think I look like any of these people.

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Happy Halloween team. If you want to get scared watch the show "Celebrity Paranormal Project" on VH1 its changed my life. I think I am seeing ghosts everywhere.