What a day!

Hey remember that time I had a super awesome day then read something online that really hurt my feelings? That was fun, but I guess that's how celebs feel. haha
So I am going to focus on the good.
What a day I had! I drove up to BEAUTIFUL park city today and watched the US Mens National Soccer Team practice. Such a rare opportunity! So cool! So I guess some good things happen when you are unemployed. Besides it was a amazingly sunny beautiful day!
After that Julia and I spent the day on Main Street. It was so much fun especially when we happened to run into the National Team Captain, Carlos Bocanegra!

Such a cool day!

OK peeps. I know its been awhile. Maybe that is because nothing excited ever happens.
Sorry.

Wait, I have no money!?!?

Dear Friend,
Guess what? I know I don't have a job. I also know that because of this I have no money. That is what happens when you don't work. Weird huh? This is something I deal with everyday. It makes me incredibly depressed. Maybe you have not seen the news, but jobs are sparse these days. Yesterday in fact they said between now and 2010 Utah will lose 70,000 jobs! That means I will have a harder time then ever now. So when I decide to ONE DAY since I've been unemployed, to go on a mild spending spree with my Nordstrom card for the sale, The last thing I need is to in the middle of the my 2 hours of bliss to get a text that says: "Heidi this may sound butchy but how can u buy ne thing w/no money." (Yes that is how it was spelled.)
You friend have everything paid for by your daddy. You work for fun. You have a $2,000 Marc Jacobs purse, went to Hawaii a month ago, are going to LA this weekend and DC next month. Just last week you bought two pairs of designer jeans on Mommy's credit card in an amount totally close to $500. Your current biggest concern is the fact Daddy hasn't got your iphone for you yet. (guess the Blackberry wasn't good enough.)So excuse me for saying that you probably have no idea how I'm feeling right now.
So to you I say, suck my soccer balls.
-Heidi
PS the next person to tell me I have no money I will punch.
Have a nice day.

I so desperately sad I can't think. My heart is killing me. I'm sick of dealing with this. Why can't it just be easy? Two people like each other so they end up together. Happily ever after the end.
I sent him an email taking myself out of the situation. Now I'm even sadder if that is even possible.

It's all my fault

I'm trying to figure out what else to say
To make you turn around and come back this way
I feel like we could be really awesome together
So make up your mind cause it's now or never
It's all your fault
You called me beautiful
You turned me out
And now I can't turn back
I hold my breath
Because you were perfect
But I'm running out of air
And it's not fair



I've made the biggest mistake. Now I have nothing but regret.

FML

Why is it the day when you look your most tragic you run into the guy you just starting dating friends? AND I MEAN REALLY TRAGIC.

NICE WORK BOYS!

I am very proud to report that the US Mens National Team beat Spain today 2-0 to win their spot in the FIFA Confederations Cup finals! This is huge. The Spanish Mens National team is currently ranked number 1 in the world! Nice work boys! And if you would like a few other reasons support our MNT, besides the fact they are amazing, here you are. Please to enjoy:



Our Captain, Carlos Bocanegra


Michael Bradley

Tim Howard Best. Goalkeeper. Ever.

Jay DeMerit

And that is just a few of them. Happy Wednesday Team.

I'm hungry.

OK, I have recently started following Jason Mraz's blog and I love it! Check out this gem his posted. AWESOME.

I turned 72.

So last Thursday my Birthday happened and I am now 27. am trying be excited but not suceeding. Birthdays just aren't what they used to be past 23. Anywoo, Thanks to all that came out the Dodo/Divas/Keys. I hope all had a swell time.


Here I am dancing to Pour Some Sugar On Me. A piano bar classic wouldn't you say?


I still have no job, and things are not looking up. I apply but nothing goes through. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. yuck. Hopefully things will pick up.

If you want my Autobiography...

I'm trying to download music on my mom's Itunes. Her computer is slow as hell. Here is how I entertained myself...

1. Where did you take your profile picture? In Denver on 16th street with Hiba like 3 years ago.

2. What exactly are you wearing right now? Joe's Jeans, T-shirt and Ed Hardy Flippers

3. What is your current problem? Job, Money...

4. What makes you happy most? Animals wearing clothes. Hands down. Followed by snacks.

5. What are you listening to at the moment? Tori & Dean/Hiba

6. Any celeb you would marry? Brody Jenner. I would run away with him.

7. Name someone with the same birthday as you? Angelina Jolie. Gross 5000

8. Ever sang in front of a large audience? Yes

9. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity? Jennifer Aniston

10. Do you still watch kiddy movies or kiddie TV shows? Fraggle Rock and Hannah Montana when Hiba makes me

11. Do you speak any languages? A bit of ASL

12. Has anyone you've been really close with passed away? Yes

13. What’s your favorite band? Greenday, MB20, and Guster

14. What's something that really annoys you? AT&T

Chapter 1:
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1. Middle name: Marinda
2. Nicknames: Heidels
3. Current location: Mom's House
4. Eye color: Bluish it changes

Chapter 2:
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1. Do you live with your parent(s)? Nope
2. Do you get along with your parent(s):Have you met them? But my mom most of the time
3. Do you have any Siblings? No

Chapter 3: Favorites
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1. Ice Cream: Currently Ben & Jerry's Mint Chocolate Chip
2. Season: Fall
3.Shampoo/conditioner: Pureolgy
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1. Dance in the shower? Tap Dance.
2. Do you write on your hand? Not really
3. Call people back? ALWAYS I hate when people don't
4. Believe in love: Yes
5. Any bad habits: Popping body parts.

Chapter 5: Have You..
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1. Sprained stuff: Ankle While on a trampoline
2. Broke a bone: No
3. Had physical therapy: Yes for shoulder and knee
4. Gotten stitches: On my forehead twice in the same spot and on my knee after surgery
5. Taken painkillers: Yep only when I'm forced by a doc though
6. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling: NO. :(
7. Been stung by a bee: Yup.
8. Thrown up at the dentist: Nope.
9. Sworn in front of your parents: My mom says I have the mouth of a sailor
10. Had a detention: No Way

Chapter 6: what/who was the last?
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1. Movie: Up- It was absolutely fantastic! See it!!!
2. Person to text? Jessie
3. Person you called: Mom
4. Person you hugged: Hiba
5. Person you tackled: Hiba
6. Person you talked to on Skype: Whitney! When she was in Sweden last summer
7. Thing you touched: The comp mouse. Stupid question
8. Thing you ate? Sandwich
9. Thing you drank: ice water
10. Thing you said: Where was Whitney last Year? Sweden? Switzerland? New Zealand?

Chapter 7: Future
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1. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
2. 10 years? Somewhere fancy
3. In 50 years? A nursing home?
4. Where do you hope to live? San Francisco
5. Do you want to be famous? Always
6. Do you want children? um....
7. Will you have plastic surgery? Nothing creepy but maybe like a boob lift or something if my tits fall.
8. Who will you make smile next? Dinner

Smitten Kitten.

Alright here it is I'm kinda sorta am smitten. Here is a photo of said boy I am smitten by. We went to high school together, but we haven't spoken in like 10 years till recently. He lives in San Francisco right now, where he is getting is MBA. (hes a smartie.)

Mind you these photos were taken at 5 in the morning, so we were past our photo taking prime.








Here is proof I have the ability to look someone attractive at 5am:









Pinky & Hiba felt that this was his most attractive photo, I think he looks ridiculous.



PS his name is Jessie

Pine

I love Chris Pine. I do. He is totally beautiful. However I do not approve of him carrying 2 water bottles in a plastic bag. Are his hands painted on? I think not. And his shoes are awful. That is all.

Stupid Twit

I can not figure out Twitter. I find it awkward and hard to deal with. Everyone keeps claiming that I can control when the updates come to my phone, but I can not figure out how to do this. Help please. Every time I try to escape twitter for good, someone like, Ben Lyons, Jason Mraz, Brody Jenner or Big Foot convinces me to give it one more shot. The things my celebrity boyfriends convince me to do is ridiculous. My gay celeb boyfriend sent this out today:



I feel he is looking a little rough! And I don't thinkthe problem is just the hat. Although he is rather fond of them. This worries me. Also, the rainbow shirt really? That does not exactly scream straight. Baby and I will have to have a chat about this later.
I mean look how cute he looks in this video from 2007. Whats happening to my pretty?!

Best/Worst Day

A bad thing happened this weekend. While surfing through channels early Sunday morning I stumbled upon this Kelli Pickler music video. And now I am totally in love with this song! WTF!?! I HATE country music. But now I want to listen to this song all day everyday. In my defense, at least its pretty pop music sounding. Honestly give it a listen. Also I think the video is great.

PS I think my IPod broke. Fuck you Apple. Fuck you.

The Deal...

Ok pals, here it is. I got laid off. Hence, no computer to do blog updates. Hopefully the problem will be remedied shortly. Thank you for your patenice. Have a lovely Spring.

I give up

I hate AT&T and I hate my cell phone. For 2 hours I have been trying to post a ridculous photo of a woman in a spangeled out witch hat. I saw this spectical when I saw Wicked on Saturday. But because my phone and AT&T are total losers you will never see this hat. So please imagine it. There I hoped it looked as crazy to you as it did to me. Have a nice day. And I hope your cell phone/cell service don't blow as bad as mine do. Happy Spring.

Date Night :)

Well kids, it happened. I went on a real live date Saturday! I know! Who remembers the last time I went on a date. I don't. The boy I heart from DC came to town this weekend, and after the soccer game, we went to dinner. And he paid! I picked him up at his hotel then we headed to Macaroni Grill for some pasta. It was so fun. He was so cute and nice I had a great time. The only sad part was he was injured from the game, so he limped around the whole night. After dinner we went to Keys on Main, then over to Circle Lounge to meet up with some REAL/DC boys and Hiba. After a late night at the Beckerman/Findley/Wingert manison, we picked up some Del Taco, then we "chilled" at the hotel for awhile. I did not get home to 6am. Wow. Happy Easter.
It was so fun to be taken out. I got all dressed up with heels and everything despite the rain. It just makes me sad because now he is gone and I am back at work. Also, because I'm a total idiot,I forgot to take a picture of us. Fail.

Awkward photo of the week

Because, really, whats not awkward about this photo.

PS what is happening with dog?
PPS Amy, for the love of God, put down the crack pipe, pic up a sandwich, and get back in the recording studio. Because Music is what you are good at. Wearing a bikini and doing your hair? You are not good at.

Is it the weekend yet?

Monday is the worst. I could not get out of bed today. Its such a bright and sunny day outside and now I'm stuck in the office. Oh well. Had quite the weekend. Friday night me and my ladies went out salsa dancing. That was interesting. At one point, I ended up dancing with some dude that resembled this dude:

(aka Javier Bardem)
Homeboy started out fine, then he decided to put my finger in his mouth and this prompted me to shove him and yell "No Bueno!!"
Saturday I was pretty beat so after a late lunch with my mom I headed to the spa. All was well on my end, I had a very nice facial.

(That's not me)
Hiba on the other hand, well she passed out. (Check her blog for all the details.)
That night it was cold and rainy so I decided to rent "Role Models" and eat tigers blood Popsicles and chips and salsa. The movie was very funny. I love me some Paul Rudd. This movie was much better then I "I Love you Man" But neither one is half as Awesome as "Forgetting Sarah Marshall".

(Best. Movie. Ever.)
Sunday was a chill day as well. Snacks at the Dodo and then a trip to the new Nordstrom. It was such a lovely weekend,(minus the finger in the strangers mouth) I think that's why I just couldn't get up today.
I am however VERY excited for next weekend! ;) So the faster this week wants to go by, the better.

Congrats are in order!

My favorite Broadway couple are preggers! Yeah! You know I love me some Taye and Idina. Lets hope this doesn't backfire and the baby turns out ugly and untalented. Remember that time I met her and cried? Yep, that was awkward...