Laundry Cat

Carrie Bradshaw got in the laundry and it looked beyond adorable. Thus, a photo shoot commenced. Enjoy.

So true...

Trixi gave me this apron for my birthday. It says "I kiss better then I cook" that couldn't be more true.



My little Fraggle is 3 months old now! I can barely believe it!

Keep it clean.

Old.

Unfortunately, part of life is getting older. Here are some pics from my 28 birthday...

My two lovely friends Sabrina and Shadna at my birthday dinner.

The waitress recognized me from eating at the PF Changs all the time, so she gave me a free dessert! Complete with candle.

Here are some peeps from dinner. NOTE: Jenny and Melissa did not eat dinner with us. Those that want the whole dramatic story can call me.

We headed to circle lounge to sit at our VIP table and do some dancing.

Later we found a giant fan so of course, a photo shoot commenced.

Hole in wall.

Graffiti we are being "Gangsta"

After circle we swung by Jeremiah's for one last birthday hug.

~FIN~

Tonight I go to bed 27

To wake up 28. What a disappointment.

Sunnys!

Remember when I wanted these, but they cost to much? ($120)

Then the awesome peeps at American Eagle made these! ($15.50)

WIN!

Unacceptable.

Whitney Port is dating Ben from "The Buried Life"!?

I do NOT approve of this.

Guess what I'm doing tonight...

Going to see Sex and the City 2! Yeah! I'm so excited! Mayra, Alison and I will be attending the 6:45 showing.

How much do I love, love Carrie and Miranda's look here? Fabulous. I want Carrie's dress, but in black I spill in white. And I totally hate Charlotte and Samantha's look. Thanks for letting me share.
Remember when I met the star of the movie? Oh you forgot? Here is a quick reminder:

Remember when my hair was so long and blond. Ugh it was such a simpler time then....

Horay!!

I have to give a BIG congratulatory shout out for my pal Robbie Findley! It was just announced that Robbie will be on the 23 man rooster to go to the World Cup! This is huge news people. Robbie is an incredibly talented forward, and one of the nicest people you could meet! He has worked so hard for this. Congrats Robbie! Now score some goals for the USA!!

Woops.

In other news I'm totally lame and forgot to post about The Fabulous Miss Emily Clawsons Birthday! Yay! To celebrate we all went to The Dodo and had a totally yummy dinner. And our waiter was yummy too. I have known The Claw for over 15 years. We met back in theatre school where we stared in a amazing production called "The Woman Of King Arthur's Court" Seriously peeps it was Tony worthy. Espicallly since Barbara had to feed me all my lines. Awesome.

What?! Yeah!! Okay!!

Well, Lil' Jon had a "concert" at The Depot. I use the word concert loosely for I don't think he once actually sang He was more of just a DJ. But anyway Alison, Mayra and I had quite the time shaking our groove thing and dropping it likes it hot.

Done and Done.

Turns out straight guys are miserable jerks. I'm on a break from love until further notice. I even made a CD of songs that have nothing to do with love. Fuck them all. I'm over it. And if you are an eternal optimist when in comes to love, do not comment with your words of encouragement I absolutely do not want to hear it.

Bulletproof
-La Roux
Been there, done that, messed around
I’m having fun don’t put me down,
I’ll never let you sweep me off my feet,
I won’t let you in again, the messages I’ve tried to send,
my informations’ just not going in,
burnin’ bridges shore to shore, I’ll break away from something more,
I’m not to not to love until it’s cheap,
been there, done that, messed around,
I’m having fun don’t put me down,
I’ll never let you sweep me off my feet,


This time baby,
I’ll be,
Bulletproof

I won’t let you turn around,
and tell me now I’m much too proud,
to walk away from something when it’s dead,
do do do your dirty words come out to play when you are heard,
there’s certain things that should be left unsaid,
tick tick tick tick on the watch and life’s too short for me to stop,
Oh baby, your time is running out,
I won’t let you turn around,
and tell me now I’m much too proud,
All you do is fill me up with doubt,

This time baby I’ll be bulletproof

Uh oh Brian...

I think they are one to you.

Be careful. Daddy Beckham has some friends in high places...

And I don't mean pigeons. They work for me, not him.

This is why you have kids.

WATCH THIS VIDEO. This kid is Michael Greyson. He is ridiculously good. He is 13. If I were his mother I would take this cash cow all the way to the bank.

That Beaver kid best watch his back.

Any-woo. Somehow I got Tylenol poisoning and have been barfing my guts out all damn day. So not cool. I feel like swamp. Even playing Farmviile made me dizzy. I was completely unaware one could take to many Tylenol. Now I know. FAIL.

Bang Bang!!

So when did everyone in my life decide to hop on the crazy train? I swear this week is ridiculous. Oye vie. I have people lying to me about the STUPIDEST things ever. We are in our 20's no need to pretend a boy is giving you attention to look cool. No one cares. And your secret dating life? Yep, again no one cares. Also its called a phone. There are buttons on it that you press to spell out different words. When you receive this thing called a text message, and its asking a question, its polite to respond to that question in a somewhat timely manner. If you are at work , school, a movie, the hospital, or funeral/wedding, then fine. You are excused. If no question is asked, then no, I probably don't need a response. Just putting it out there people. Oh ya, and don't get wasted every single week and call me at 2 in the morning
weather it be a Fri or Tues, then when I call you ONCE not answer your phone, and then act annoyed the next day. UNACCEPTABLE. For future reference I now sleep with my phone on silent, so if you have some sort of emergency, you might have to deal with it without my assistance.

Anyway, in AWESOME news. my second favorite person next to Jen Aniston finally announced she is coming to SLC!!!

YAY FOR CHELSEA HANDLER!!!!!
I. can. not. wait. I am probably going by myself and I don't even give a damn. I'm so excited. This brings and unmeasurable amount of joy to my little, cold, dead, heart. I'm going to buy her new book this week as to be all caught up. I watch homegirl's show every night. She is hilarious.

As many times as I blink I'll think of you

The stars lean down to kiss you,
And I lie awake I miss you,
Pour me a heavy dose of atmosphere.
Cause I'll doze off safe and soundly,
But I'll miss your arms around me
I'll send a postcard to you dear,
Cause I wish you were here.

I'll watch the night turn light blue,
But it's not the same without you,
Because it takes two to whisper quietly,
The silence isn't so bad,
Till I look at my hands and feel sad,
Cause the spaces between my fingers
Are right where yours fit perfectly.

I'll find repose in new ways,
Though I haven't slept in two days,
Cause cold nostalgia chills me to the bone.
But drenched in Vanilla twilight,
I'll sit on the front porch all night,
Waist deep in thought because when I think of you.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.
I don't feel so alone.

As many times as I blink I'll think of you... tonight.
I'll think of you tonight.

When violet eyes get brighter,
And heavy wings grow lighter,
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again.
And I'll forget the world that I knew,
But I swear I won't forget you,
Oh if my voice could reach back through the past,
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.
-Owl City


Happy Birthday. You should of been 28 today. In July it will be 4 years since you left us. I miss you every single day.

When The Day Met The Night

OK I'm totally stealing this idea from the fabulous Jeremiah but this is my send off to poetry month.

When the moon fell in love with the sun
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night

When the sun found the moon
She was drinking tea in a garden
Under the green umbrella trees
In the middle of summer

When the moon found the sun
He looked like he was barely hanging on
But her eyes saved his life
In the middle of summer (summer)

In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer (summer)
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer, summer, summer, summer
All was golden when the day met the night

So he said, "Would it be all right
If we just sat and talked for a little while
If in exchange for your time
I give you this smile?"

So she said, "That's okay
As long as you can make a promise
Not to break my little heart
Or leave me all alone in the summer."

Well he was just hanging around
Then he fell in love
And he didn't know how
But he couldn't get out
Just hanging around
Then he fell in love

In the middle of summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night
Summer, summer, summer, summer
When the moon fell in love with the sun
All was golden in the sky
All was golden when the day met the night

-Panic at teh Disco

Drinks and Desserts

I had another friend in town last weekend too! Jing came to visit for her mom's birthday so Saturday we headed out to Market Street for drinks and desserts. And while Market Street lacks in the amazingness of their chocolate martini their raspberry almond tart is to die for. I love catching up with Jing we always laugh like crazy and her stories are the best!

Real has its second home game of the season tomorrow and so far its still snowy/rainy/cold outside. Yikes. Lets hope we get some sunshine tomorrow!
Have a great weekend peeps!

Picnic At The Park

I am very happy to report that Derek came to visit! It was a beautiful day Saturday so Derek, Trixi, little fraggle, Kevin and I spent the afternoon picnicking at Liberty Park. It was so lovely! I miss Derek like crazy and wish he could of stayed longer, but it was good to have our Arttix trio out and about causing trouble again. Plus, it was time for Rowan to finally meet his Guncle!

Derek had to wear a pair of my old Channel sunglasses because he forgot his. Doesn't he look dashing?

So adorable. :)

This is my fave pic from the day Derek and Rowan's facial expressions kill me.

Tom...er...Blake?

This week I would like to spend my alone time with this fellow:

I think perhaps his name is Blake. I think he is beyond adorable. He is the Tom's shoes guy and I love him. He has great hair and a gorgous perfect tooth smile. and I feel like he is the type of guy that would build you a beach hut then spend the night serenading you on his guitar he built out of coconuts and banana leaves.

Whenever I see giant posters of him at the mall I always stop and swoon.

I just wish the shoes were cute.

Hey Soul Sister.

OK, I know I'm behind but, I went to the Train concert last Thursday! Yay!
I have loved Train ever since "Meet Virgina" came out way back in the high school days and Ramsey and I used to listen to it all the time. I've seen Train perform two other times, I even met the lead singer once, but this was probably the best Train concert I've been to. So much fun. Mayra and I started the evening at Squatters, (Yummy!) then decided to walk to the Gateway to buy warmer clothes because we were freezing. (Hence why we both ended up in gray Roxy hoodies) The concert was amazing (We ended up in the front row) and afterward we headed to Keys on Main for the after party. Where some random hot dudes decided they loved us. Yay for Earth day 2010!

PS Earth day marks the one year anniversary of me getting laid off from Strategic. I recently took a moment to reflect on how my life has drastically changed in the past year. Wowza.

In case you for got what creepy looks like:

Before:

After:


I'm SO excited to watch the new season of The Hills tonight and watch this crazy bitch's face not move. Tonight's gonna be a good good night...

Happy Earth Day!

Maybe if we treat her better she will stop throwing tantrums and bringing down entire cities. Just an idea...

I'd like to spend some alone time with...

For this weeks edition of ILTSSATW I give you Kenny Santucci, star of MTV's RW/RR Challenges. OK, so he is kind of douch, be he is also funny and totally hot. Done and done. Yum. There is a reason why they call him Mr Beautiful. He is the best thing to ever come out of Jersey next to Bon Jovi and Chelsea Handler. And I swear to God, if Wes gets him kicked off Fresh Meat 2, I will find Wes and punch him in his ugly face. Thank you.

Louie!

I'm not going to lie. I have been sorta, kinda, completely stalking Olympic snowboarder Louie Vitto since I started following him on Twitter during the Olympics and realized he lives in SLC. I thought he was adorable on Dancing With The Stars. So imagine my TOTAL surprise when I was rolling up to the REAL game Saturday and saw a bunch of peeps sitting at tables signing autographs. Who are these peeps I wondered to myself and strolled on over calmly, until, I looked to the head of the table and saw Mr. Louie Vitto! This prompted me to yell! "OMG its Louie Vitto!!! Mom! Mom! Its Louie Vitto! That snowboarder I follow on Twitter and have been trying to find everywhere!" Like full volume. Smooth and calm is just how I roll. I immediately rushed to the table and got in line where, I was flipping out trying to find the camera. When I met him, since I'm so amazingly charming, one of the first sentences out of my mouth was: "I follow you on Twitter!" Yep. I'm just that cool. Please note this was made more weird by the random man behind me in line saying: "What, you're not going to kiss her?" Thanks Sir. Louie's response "I don't want to scare her away!" Wah wah. He is an awesome snowboarder and I totally adore him. I think he is so cute, despite how dirty he looks. I may be a little in love.

I'll be there for you...

Jenny had some spare time.

Turquoise

Last Monday I spent the afternoon with my favorite baby mama, Fraggle, and my good friend Shadna. We spent the afternoon introducing Fraggle to Jason Mraz, offensive novelty rap, and Michael Jackson. I also streaked Trixi's hair turquoise.

Because, she is on maternity leave and can do such things. :) We considered doing Rowan's, but then decided he didn't have enough hair. I can think of few better ways to spend an afternoon.
I love this little dude so much. I feel he will appear frequently on the blog, so get ready peeps.

Cut my hair.

I cut my hair off. Its way shorter now. With the new cut/color I feel like I look a little like Charlotte York. So that's new. I'll post pics later. This was an interesting weekend. Oy Ve. I cannot even begin to touch upon its events in this blog. In good news I bought myself a new purse.

I have wanted this purse forever. it was originally $399.00 I saw it at the Nordys Rack a few months back and it was $199.00 This is still to much. But yesterday I went and it was additional money off!!! Making it $119.00 after tax!!! And its not leather!! I took this as a blatant sign from the universe was giving me and bought it. I think it has to mean things are going to get better. And those of you that think I shouldn't of spend $119.00 on a purse can shut it. This is the first good thing to happen to me in a long while. I plan to use this object to fill the void left in my heart. I hope everyone had a wonderful Easter weekend.
PS My purse and I are very happy together.

Blah.

I am NOT having a good week. Nope. Not at all. Things just keep getting worse and worse. I gotta catch a break somehow. Its all been downhill since Sunday. I don't think I've had a good night sleep one night this week.
The one piece of joy in my heart is this little fraggle. I love him so much. He is a total dream come true and I cherish every moment I get to have with him.

Trixi has been my dear friend for years, and I am so thankful that her and Kevin have let me be a part in little Rowan's life

Here is a picture of the new hair color.

I finally have enough money to get it cut Saturday, so that's happening. After this weeks events though, I couldn't care less. Oh and RSL 's first home game is next Saturday. And...nope, I'm not really even excited for that either. I love my friends. They are amazing. So many of them have rallayed this week to providing support. Especially today. Thanks guys. It doesn't go unnoticed. I promise. I'm so desperate for things to get better I went out and bought a lucky charm stone thing that according to a book I own will help things get better. Heres to hoping.