Diego.

So a few weeks ago around Christmas time this wonderful cat started hanging around the office building that Hiba & I work in. We thought it belonged to someone who lives near by, but as time went by, it became more & more clear that some jerk off must have dumped him. So Hiba's boss has been letting it live in his office. But then the building manager found out & now says that the cat, which we have named Diego ( After Diego Luna) has to go. The building manager is a Douchbag. This cat is the sweetest cat. So friendly. It loves to sit on you lap and purr. Its really afraid of men though, so we think someone may have abused it.
We are trying to find it a home, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it might end up at our apartment....

Can't wait.

Santa is coming.

Hello. Well its been quite some time. Sorry. But if nothing exciting ever happens, which is doesn't, I don't have much to write about. I did venture out in the blizzard last week to go see Santa & ask him for an Iphone. I don't really want one, but it seemed to be the cool thing to ask for, So I went with the flow.
Christmas is drawing very near. Just 12 days! And I have not bought one present. Yikes.

A ghost or not.

Beats the hell out of me. I've tired to recreate it like 15 times with zero success. Either way its a weird picture. Can you see it?

So, as you may or may not know, I love the MTV show "The Hills" I watch it obsessively. Every Monday at 11:00 and any other time it on. Well, anyhow, One of the delights on the show is Brody Jenner. And he is just lovely. And this weekend I met him. Well I more like just took a picture with him. But he seemed nice enough so whatever. Surprisingly enough, I had a way harder time getting to him then I have had meeting way more famous people like say, Al Pacino. But maybe that's because Al Pacino wasn't surrounded by go go dancers. But that's besides the point. I got my picture, I am happy, and here it is:





Note: he is on the stage, I am not, the stage was rather high up, and that is why I am kind of just a floating head.

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Its for a good cause.... right?

So I went to a charity bachelor auction this week. They sold Real players. You may think I'm joking, but nope. This actually happened. And guess what? I bought a boy. Who knew that was legal in Utah...






More pics to follow when I get them....

I heart Beckham...

And I heart this ad.

Its Here!!!

Well the day has finally arrived where Mr Beckham has arrived in America to start his time with the LA Galaxy. Needless to say, I am in fact very pleased. Even though we don't play LA for like another 2 months, but whatever...
In other news, I went to Denver for my cousins wedding this past weekend. It was quite the time. I think my favorite part was when my drunk father stumbled up to the stage to give a toast, where he proudly announced that he was there with his daughter and son. I have a brother. Who knew. Thanks Dad. You are such a treat...
Here is a pic of me & my cousins at the wedding.

*Please note the orb above my head on the left. Weird.

Fireworks & Stuff..

Went to the game last night. We lost. So nothing new there, but at least we lost to my second fave team Toronto and Jeff made a goal, so we were pleased with that. Afterword they had some fireworks played some music, you know the drill....
Then we headed out on the town for some quality Jeff time, since he is only here for like 5 mins. So needless to say, I am very tired. And I got in a fight with some Doughbag who shouted mean things at Jeff during the game.
Here are some pics I found on a random soccer website today:
This is a giant sign Julia made requesting Jeff back on our team.

I am in the pic. I am on the far left looking weird.

I am off to Denver tomorrow for my cousins wedding, so wish me luck, because I sure hate Denver....

Everybody loves a fire/trip to the ER.

Well Kids, its that time of year when millions of stupid Americans are allowed to buy explosives from the parking lot outside their local grocery store. They will probably not heed the warnings, and if we are lucky, this might at last be the year where we burn down all our wilderness. So go grab your $5 Old Navy flag tee, your sparkly red white and blue scrunchy, and your denim vest. Don't forget to dress your dog like Uncle Sam. Just please try not to blow your hand off this year. Have a happy and safe 4th of July.
* To help celebrate the 4th, I have included some Jessica Simpson God blessing america soft core porn for your viewing enjoyment.

It took long enough.

So after the longest time not winning a game maybe ever, the boys finally won one! Yeah! Here are some pics of me at the game.

I look really into in the first one. Doing my nails and all.

Can you find me?

Please notice the look of shock on my face in the third one.

Smart

So I am sure no one else cares about this, but its my blog, so whatever.... I am very excited to report that my girl Jen is doing Smartwater ads! I love smartwater! The ads are super cute too!

Speaking of water , Did I mention how when I was watering my plants the other day some water dripped off our porch and made the crazy lady's porch light explode? Yeah good one Heidi. Clearly I am not drinking enough Smartwater.

Michael Tolliver Lives

In news that fills my entire heart with joy, My most favorite author in all the land, has just released another book in my favorite series! I can't believe. I don't know how he has done it. He totally wrapped up the series in his last book. But I am so excited to find out!!! Horah! *This must be how all those Harry Potter freaks feel every time I new book comes out.

Paris....Hilton?

Hey Team. So every time they say something about Paris being in jail, I say I don't care. But as we all know that is a bold faced lie. This video is damn funny. Enjoy.

*Side note: A crazy woman lives below me and Hiba. This is an actual conversation Jenny & her had:
Crazy: "I work weird hours, I just hope you girls don't have Paris over"
Jenny: "Paris Hilton?"
Crazy: "No, Paris (Crazy strokes her long greasy grey hair as she says this next part) France"
Yep. I know. What the hell is she talking about.

The blog is back in town!

K Bitches. I am back for Real now. Much has happened since my last post like 4 months ago. Here are the highlights:

*Got myself a new awesome job. (Thanks Dunny!)
*Had myself a birthday. (thanks body for holding up this long.)
*Got myself a shiny new apartment with hot boys living all around me. (Thanks landlady! And well, thanks to their parents for having hot kids)
Thats about it.

I'm Back!!!

So, I figured out how to get back into blogger.... So look out! Posts are coming!!!!

Thanks for the laughter.

Ok, So for whatever reason Mr David Beckham decided it would be a wise choice to wear this horse sweater around town. This might be the most ridiculous sweater I have ever seen. I love it. I am not sure if I have ever laughed so hard at something a celeb has worn ever. Except for that one time Johnny Depp went to David Letterman dressed like a homeless person. I should really try to find that...

Seriously?

So Today was quite the day. I worked a million hrs at Arttix today, and by the end. I just wanted to leave. I can't remeber the last time I wanted to leave that bad. That hasn't happened in a long time. I also ran out of gas on the way home like 6 blocks from my house. Some boys helped me push my rentel Buick out of the road. Speical thanks to them.

Also RSL annoced the design/sponser for next years jersey. Here it is.....



I don't love it, because I am not a huge fan of jerseys with a giant logo on them, but thats the way the rest of the world does it so whatever.
I'm just happy they don't say KFC on them.
Sadly, Hiba and I missed the jersey unveiling because we were less then a block away selling Nutcracker tickets. There was also I completly ridiculously situation involving Jason Kries today. All I have to say about that is seriously!?!?

Shannen Doherty!?!?!

Ok, so I broke down and did that celeb face thing... What the Hell!? I don't think I look like any of these people.

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Happy Halloween team. If you want to get scared watch the show "Celebrity Paranormal Project" on VH1 its changed my life. I think I am seeing ghosts everywhere.

RSL's last home game. :(

I got some pics back from last weeks final RSL home game.
Here they are:


This is David, me, and Kali at the game.
This is me and Dunny's dog Nesta! She is so cute and cuddly and she has big paws. I love her.
Here is me, Hiba and Kali tailgating before the game.

Its over.

Remember how I hate this kid?


I have not been a fan of this douchbag since he pushed Novak down in a soccer game and them stomped on him. He is stupid and cocky. And last night he scored the final point to tie the Colorado/Huston game. Bumping REAL out of a playoff spot.
I hope he falls in that hole I was speking of earlier with Jenni and Jesse and drowns.

Speaking of things to happen....

...here are some.

*I quit my job at the salon today. One can only be bossed around by a bitchie-ass 19 year old with terrible taste in clothes, (who by the way thinks she looks awesome) for so long. I will miss Karina, Whitney, Cortney/Paris, Diana, and Kimmie. But espically Karina. I'm sorry I just couldn't take it anymore. For the rest of you, but espically Jenni, and Skevvy Jesse, you can fall in a hole and drown. It sucks none of you can multi-task. Good luck with that.

* After I quit my job the first thing I did was go to Starbucks.Poor choice. Who goes to teh most expensive coffee place 2 mins after they just lost half their monthly income?

* I went to the most terrifing place ever. "Daybreak". Its in South Jordan and its awful. The creepiest place ever. It can't even be explained.

* For the first time ever in my entire 2 years and 3 months of driving I got pulled over for speeding. And I speed all the time. This is based on the fact that I broke my rule of never saying I get pulled over for speeding last night, when I said to Hiba: "I've never been pulled over for speeding!" I knew it was a poor choice. I also slightly blame Got Beauty, Daybreak, and the Bangerter Highway.

* In other stress. I really want my team to go to play-offs and the outlook is not so good.
For us to go, Colorado has to lose on Sat then we have to win on Sun. No tie either way.

* I went to the final REAL Home game and reserve game (If we don't make play-offs) this weekend. I may have cried a little. I'm not really at liberty to say...

* I also attened Mary-Ann and Conners' wedding. Congrats and thanks for the yummy food.
I will post pics when my computer decides to fuction.


Here is a pic I took from the reserve game Sun.

L-R Mehdi, Soto, Brownie, Kenny, Joey.

Are you kidding me?

Remember that time my phone stopped working? Well its done the same damn thing again. awesome. So if you try to call me and things go horribly awry thats why.
Oh and texting doesn't work. And if you call me please leave a voicemail or I won't know you called.
Thanks
PS I hope Motorola falls in a hole and drowns.

FC Dallas

K so here it is. I haven't posted in forever. Derek keeps bugging me so here are some photos from this weekends soccer events...

Here is Hiba, Kenny Cooper, and me. Derek loves him.
This is Auturo. He is Dreamy 5000. Our Coversation went like this:
ME/HIBA/JULIA:(From the stands)" Hey! Hey Auturo! (He looks over) ME:You are really pretty! (He looks confused) ME: "that's a good thing! It means we think you're cute." HIM: "Thank You." ME:"You're welcome! Anytime baby!" OUR TEAM:"laughing at me.
This is Hiba, Drew Moor and Me.


So this weekend was full of good times. I even scored myself some sweet gloves.
Thanks to Hot New Guy. I also attened a BBQ.

This Bites.

So we got this "new" computer. and by "new" I mean it previously owned by the salt lake school district. IT SUCKS SO BAD!!!! Nothing works. Myspace is totally mangled. Music won't play. Messager won't work. Even this website is mangled it would let me post pics and spellcheck has disappered. WTF, Somebody help me. I'm gonna cry. This is why I haven't posted in like a month.....

Who are these people and what have then done with my soccer team?

So check it RSL won again last night. AGAIN! 3-1. So appeartnly we went from being the worst team in the league to awesome.
Douglas, Jeff, and Kleinie all made goals. Even Eddie did a great job. I'm a little shocked. Well done team. I am so proud.
In other news I have been bitten by spiders twice in the past week and I'm a little worried I am going to lose my right arm.
I kitten sat some very charming kittens.
I also went to the bar Mynt. Yes, that's Mynt with a "Y".
Oh, and my car exploded on 6th north. So that's no good....
One last thing. Tomorrow is Jeff's Birthday, So lets give a Happy birthday shout out to him.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF!!

I want candy....

Today I went to the vending machine at work and deposited my last 75 cents.
In exchange for my 75 cents I expected to receive a butterfinger.
This did not happen.
I was upset.
I hit the machine very hard till my hand hurt.
I saw the number on the machine and decided to call it.
I went upstairs to get my phone.
Nathan came down at shook said machine but to no avail!
(No good! I really wanted a butterfinger. Damn it.)
I then went upstairs and called the number leaving a polite but stern message about the situation with said butterfinger.
My call was returned!!!
I then returned that call I told "Steve" I would be at the Capital theatre Box Office until 6:00 pm.
In less then an hour Steve was there!
He came by bike!
He gave me a butterfinger!
And 75 cents!
I told him to keep the 75 cents and that I just wanted the Butterfinger.
He said to keep it.
for my "inconvenience and troubles"
I told him he won and that he made my day and that I would recommend his Vending machine service.

So to sum it up, if you are looking to get a brand new vending machine for yourself or a friend, I hear they make great gifts for Birthdays, Mother's day, Labor day,etc... call Steve at: 363-3386

We Got It!!!

So it was announced yesterday that we will get our Soccer Stadium!!! Hoory! My team is not going anywhere!!!! Sadly I was not able to attend the groundbreaking, because somebody had to sit in at Abravanel Hall and "sell tickets" also known as read magazines, because there was nothing to sell. I did however direct a lot of people wearing Tevas (I hate Teavs) to the correct entrance of the Salt Palace. Boo. Well here are some pics....

Becks!!!!

So, I ventured to the Gateway today and who did I find?
Yea, David freaking Beckham!!!! Hooray!!! I am the happiest girl ever.

WTF.

So Kids I'm back from Denver. Let me start by saying I still hate Denver. It sucks. It is honestly just a lamer version of SLC. Don't go there its not worth it. Its stupid, ugly, and annoying. The people are jerks. The only place worse than Denver is Wyoming. Awful. Nothing for miles. Seriously. NOTHING!!The one good thing that occurred in the stupid city full of Douchbags, was RSL winning 4-1. That was awesome.
But thats it.

Also I am bitter and angry because no matter how hard I try I can't get close enough to Becks for a pic, but today he went down to the Gateway, and this stupid kid I know got a pic with him. Um yeah. Thats super. Oh, and did I mention that I left Denver and 6 o'clock in the morning today because we wanted to get back to SLC in time to go Becks and Company's practice today which, we were told we could get into? Oh yeah, and how about the fact that this one stupid Jerk-Off from the front office wouldn't let us in? Yeah, I yelled a bit. One of the players even tried to get us in and this guy wouldn't do it. Yeah. I'm bitter.

Becks+SLC=Flesh Eating Mongrels.

So I totally 100% saw David effing Beckham at the airport this evening.
He is so hot. You would think I'd have some sort of proof that I saw Becks. Like maybe an autograph, or pic, but you would be wrong. When he came out the crowd of like 30 people turned into a bunch of completely crazy, rabid like flesh eating mongrels. Seeing as I felt like Becks was not a cause I felt like dying for, I took a step back and let the mongrels go at it. Seriously. They were out of control. A small child almost died. But really, who brings their 2 year old to see David Beckham? Get a Grip.
We then attempted to see him at their hotel. (Yeah, Prison is so close I can taste it.) But we missed him by like 2 mins because we were in the bathroom. We are the worst stalkers ever. ( Maybe I need to get a grip. hmmmmmm)
At least I'll have Friday.

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PS Special thanks to those of you who bought tics for the Aug 2nd game so I can meet Becks!(Lindsay, Karina, Cynthia, Mom, Trixi, Kevin, Derek,and Ben!) You guys are the best! I am so excited! I love you all! And I love David Beckham.

Becks looks pretty excited too. And so does that random old guy.

Funny.

Wanna see a funny movie?
OK then see this one. Seriously. Its so funny. "John Tucker Must Die."

Plus, Jesse Metcalf is in it. And he is a dreamboat.

Reserve game.

So, Sunday morning our reserve team had a game upon Park City. So of course I went up to support the team. They played really well. Especially considering half our team is injured. So we had no subs. Anyway here are pics!

Adam is to dreamy.
This is Jenny, Clyde Simms, me and Hiba. I took a pic with him because I thought he was cute. I find out later that day he is a soccer model. Hot.
We like watching Brownie play.
Gilly just got signed to our team. We like him a lot. He has been a trialest for like 3 months...
Just in case you didn't get a close enough look at how cute Clyde is....

I almost forgot.....

Yea, I really have no idea who made those giant signs and hung them up there.... Buy, they sure are awesome!