Simply The Best.

My husband is amazeballs. I love him. Watch this funny ad he did.
Happy Tuesday.



Also, I would of killed to have been sore throat girl in this ad. Just saying...

High Society

Five Friday Faves InstaFave Edition.

I present to you my fave pics I have taken from Instagram so far:


I truly adore the girls in this pic. They are the BEST.

I love flowers. All the beautiful colors in this garden just blow my mind.

This is love. 100% LOVE.

My sweet Fraggle is getting so big. I love everything about this photo. Rowan, the sidewalk, the table & chairs, his toy, all just fell together perfectly.

My smiling happy Stella. Again, 100% LOVE.

completely unimpressive.

So here it is. I have a slight rant.

Recently a boy I  have showed interest in put a picture on facebook where the intent was clearly to make fun of the people in it. The people weren't doing anything out of the ordinary but when I saw the picture I knew the intent. This was followed by people liking the picture then proceeding to make fun of them with their comments.

So, I ask you,
What the hell was the point of this?

Did it make these people feel better about them selves to write rude comments about these people who they don't even know?

When I think of some of the best people I know. People who inspire me, or friends I truely adore, I know for a fact, they would never do something like that.

For the record, I don't think its cool. I think its stupid, immature, childish, and completely unimpressive.
You are in your twenties. Grow up.
That is all.

Rough

I'm sorry I haven't blogged in months Its been a little rough this summer. Okay, its been a lot rough. Its been sorta terrible to be honest. Last July I worked all day every day, this July I cried all day every day. Anyhow, things are (slowly) getting better. Sometimes it just takes a minute. It hasn't all been bad. And as they say, it will all be okay in the end. If its not okay, its not the end.

Let Go

Going back to Cali Cali...

Back in June I was a lucky ducky and took a quick trip back to LA to visit my friend Pinky and see the sights! Here are some of my highlights from the trip!

Easting lunch with some of Pinky's co workers and the ever so cute Lindsay in Glendale. (I am now obsessed with Glendale).

The amazing squirrel we saw on the way to Franco's movie premiere.

The Thrilling Adventure Hour show we attended in Hollywood

Pinkberry!!!

Taking Sammy to beach that is literally 2 blocks away from Pinky's house.

The beach in general.

Eating at my fave LA restaurant, Urth Cafe.

Celeb spotting at the Grove. Akon shot me down for a pic. Bastard.

Finally getting a pic with the Hollywood sign. (I have wanted one for years!)

Thanks again Pinky for making my trip so fun! I had a great time and can't wait to see you again!!!

But, Who?!?!

My horoscope for Monday July 9th:

Someone is thinking about you hard today -- though the odds are good that they don't have all the facts they need! Try to figure out who deserves a more positive spin on your recent activities.

Who?!?! Who is this person!?!?
What does it all mean?!?!

Hot in Here

I can barely express how hot it is here. Its so hot.I thought the hottest it could get was in my car with no air conditioning. I was wrong. The absolute hottest it can get is inside Maxwells Bar on a Saturday night. Words can not express how hot it was. It was like a form of torture. I literally begged a friend for an ice cube from his drink. BEGGED. Mind you I was wearing a mini dress with a giant hole in the back so lord knows how anyone in pants survived....

If it was appropriate to stand around in my underwear I would of. I wouldn't of given it a second thought.

I am to old for that.

4th

Happy Forth Of July from me and my back up husband Adam Levine.

Stay safe out there today.

Anchors Aweigh

Quick story. Awhile back I saw the dress in the J.Crew window. It was love at first sight. It was SO boaty! How could I not own it?!?! I ran inside to find it was $98. For a tunic dress. Ya. That's a bit pricey...

So I waited like a month. Price I paid this week? $23.79

WINNING!!!!

The Switch

So I pull the switch, the switch the switch inside my head.
And I see black, black, green and brown, brown, brown, and blue, yellow, violets, red.
And suddenly the light appears inside my brain.
And I think of my ways I think of my days and I know that I have changed.

It's the colors you have
no need to be sad.
It really ain't that bad.

It's the colors you have
No need to be sad.
You've still got your health.

-Colours by Grouplove

Quick Story

Soooooo, remember that one time I flew all the way to LA to see my husband James Franco at a showing of his movie where he was supposed to do a Q&A? Good story.

Well, thanks to Seth Rogan who is directing a movie James is currently filming in New Orleans, that is behind schedule, James couldn't come.
Wah Wah.
Major Franco Fail.
Needless to say this:

Was the closet I got to James Franco in LA. I attended his art exhibit at MOCA. It was called "REBEL" and was about James Dean, Brad Renfro and Natalie Wood. Well, Sorta.
Its VERY hard to explain.
 I liked it.
But I knew what I was getting myself into.
Pinky had no idea.
A snipit of our conversation following our visit to the exhibit:

Pinky:"That was not what I expected!"
Heidi: "What did you think it was going to be?!?"
Pinky:"I thought it was going to be a nice tribute to James Dean not blood and feathers and porn!"

The exhibit did include all those things. Plus a swimming pool with a motorcycle in it, loud noises, dark rooms, and a lot of different movie things being projects in houses.

I think for the most part, I got it. But, I could be totally wrong.

I've seen "Rebel Without A Cause" and considering I spend my spare time watching James Franco interviews on YouTube, I am pretty sure I get what my husband was going for.

It's paint not real blood. Don't worry.

Yes, that's James below in the red jacket with his head in someones crotch.

In case you are wondering what is happening in that first pic of James Franco, he is getting "Brad" carved into his arm for Brad Renfro. I know this because I watched the same video shown in the exhibit months ago...

Needless to say, Seth Rogan and I are going to have a problem with each other now.

Proof

After seeing this picture don't even try

and tell me we aren't soul mates.

Btw, that cat's name is Sammy.



Dirty Thirty

So even though I wasn't really in the mood, Monday, June 4th
I went ahead and turned thirty.

Yikes! I had a nice day getting pedicures and having lunch with Mayra. At night an awesome group of friends met up and we had a lovely dinner at PF Changs, then gelatto around the corner.
It made me feel so loved to have everyone show up. 

Thanks to all who came.

 I love all your beautiful amazing faces! xoxo

Baa Ram Ewe

A few weeks back, Trixi, Fraggle my mom and I went up to Baby Animal Days at This Is The Place State Park. OMG baby animals are so cute! I held baby chickens, petted baby goats, piglets and ducklings. It was so fun! Such a splendid way to spent a spring afternoon!

Hmmmmm....

Miss You. Always.

Sometimes when I'm walking down the street I'll see someone that looks like you and it knocks the breath right out of me.

There are no amount of words that can express how much I still miss you. I feel like I'm forgetting memories. Every year you fade a bit more. I'm desperate to hold on to what I do remember.
Playing board games with you, Cynthia & Eric. We were always on the same team.
The time you told me you would give up eating meat if I would hook up with you.
The time after you got beat up at area 51 and when you kissed me goodbye you said ouch because it hurt because you'd been punched.
The night I met you. I remember staring at you and thinking? Who is this cute boy with Beatles hair cut.
I still remember exactly what it felt like when you would wrap your arms around me on the Cynthia's couch.
The way you said my name and how you'd slightly tilt your head when I said something odd.
Dancing in the rain to Gnarles Barkley.
That time you got out of the car after Cory's party and said: "it was fun kissing all of you tonight. Heidi, We should of kissed more."
The way you looked in that to big plaid button up shirt you wore constantly.
 At ArtTix when you tried to jump over a chair ninja style and instead crashed hardcore on the ground.
You made me feel important. You called me on my bullshit. (Heidi, if you want to kiss me why don't you just say so?")
The time I was wearing my cream wrap sweater and you told me you liked it and I looked pretty.
A long time after you died I wouldn't let anyone kiss me, because I wanted you to be the last one that had.
The last time I say you before you left us, I was mad at you. I'll forever be sorry about that.
I sure miss you. Always.
Happy 30th Birthday.

Cough Syrup

"Cough Syrup"
by Young The Giant

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control
These fishes in the sea they're staring at me oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
A wet world aches for a beat of a drum
Oh

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now
I'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down, come down

Uhh ch ch ch ch

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm coming up now coming up now out of the blue
These zombies in the park they're looking for my heart
Oh oh oh oh
A dark world aches for a splash of the sun oh oh

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now

And so I run now to the things they said could restore me
Restore life the way it should be
I'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down

Life's too short to even care at all oh
I'm losing my mind losing my mind losing control

If I could find a way to see this straight
I'd run away
To some fortune that I should have found by now

So I run now to the things they said could restore me
Restore life the way it should be
I'm waiting for this cough syrup to come down

One more spoon of cough syrup now

30 in 30

In just 30 short days I will officially kiss my 20's goodbye and move into my 30's
I'm thankful for my 20's. But I am sad to see them go. They were beautiful, heartbreaking, sexy,funny, and sometimes tough but mostly amazing.

30 things I learned in my 20's

1-The boy you think you will die without that left, I promise you will feel that way about another one in 6-12 months
2-Sometimes people will do really bad things and try to blame it on you. It is not your fault.
3-Its okay to be totally in love with someone and have them not love you back. Just don't keep waiting on them to change their mind.
4-you don't need to buy stuff to be happy. You don't need 100 nail polishes, 75 eye shadows, 85 sweaters or 200 pairs of shoes. You just don't. -You are not a Kardashian. (They don't need all that stuff either btw....)
5- Its okay to be single. Respect yourself enough not to settle.
6-Just because you a related to someone doesn't mean you have to love them
7-Its okay to love the wrong person, but then realize an move on.
8-Its always better to pay a professional to wax your eyebrows, highlight your hair and paint your nails.
9-Take pics. Take a lot a pics. You never know when you could lose someone forever, and when they are gone you will wish you took more pics.
10-If you hate your job. QUIT. Life is to short to be miserable.
11- Sometimes you have sex with the wrong person. Sometimes you have sex with the right person. Sometimes its a drunken train wreck, sometimes it amazing. But as long as you wanted to have it at the time, and you were safe about it then its fine.
12-Spending time with the people you care about, doing what you love, is the most important thing.  If you found out you were going to die in two weeks would you work 24/7? Money would be worthless. While money is great, time is worth way more then money.
13-If you care about someone tell them. Tell them now. NOW.
14-Don't be jealous of other people. Its stupid and it gets you no where.  If someone has something you want, try and let them inspire you to do better, don't hate them for having something you want.
15-You don't need to wear ridiculously high heels to be  fashionable or sexy. Some of the most fashionable people I know hardly ever wear heels. And I've been hit on by some of the cutest boys, when wearing flats.
16-Not all sports are bad. Soccer & Speed skating are in fact awesome. (Don't worry I still hate The Jazz and football.)
17-Jason Mraz is one of the most talented singer songwriters ever. Thanks Brian for forcing me to listen to him...
18-Everyone at some point in their life she kiss a boy from England.
19-You are never to old to make ridiculous music videos with your friends.
20-You need to get a degree. In something. Anything . But just do it. The sooner the better.
21-Not all kids are horrible. Yes some are monsters. But some will adore you. And to be adored feels wonderful. (No, I still don't want kids.)
22- You will have amazing friends that are you're everything. Sometimes, something will happen and they will become almost nothing. It's okay  accept and cherish what you had.
23-Sometimes you need to call in sick, stay in Pjs all day cuddle with kittys, drink tea, and watch James Franco movies or The Hills or Friends all day. This remedy really can make things all better.
24-Everyone should have a NYE kiss with someone they adore.
25-People that don't like animals have issues and can't be trusted.
26-Your clothes should fit. FIT. Not to small not to big. Just fit.
27-When people move, is when you find out who your real friends are.
28-Get Triple A. Its saved me more than once. Worth every penny.
29-Sometimes an animal can save you life.
30-Always, always, always, stand up for what you believe in. ALWAYS. The few times I haven't I always regret it more then the times I did. Even if it makes a situation uncountable, always be true to you.