Kristen(I hate your face) Stewart, I feel you were not terrible in this movie. I appreciate that. Plus your hair looked pretty.

Taylor Lautner you are fa-ine. You look even better covered in water. Thank you.

I can always enjoy a well choreographed fight scene, and this movie had a few. Nicely done fight choreographer.

Hey screenwriter/director Thanks for having Taylor's shirt off for no reason in this scene.

Grrrr! Wolves are cool and the special effects of people turning into them in this movie were awesome.

Thanks for putting in the extra hours at the gym, Tay.

Dear Ashley Greene. You were damn adorable in this movie and a swell actress. Good work girl.

Mr. and Mrs. Lautner aka Taylor's parents, thanks for choosing to breed.

Thanks Stephenie Meyer for writing a book that requires a bunch of hot boys to have their shirts off the entire film for no particular reason.

Mr. Lautner thank you for existing. Ms Swift is one lucky lady.

Robert Pattinson, thanks for not being in as much of this movie as compared to the last one. You sir, are and absolutely horrible actor. Plus your head is to big for you spindly weird body. And your hair is ugly.





































