Sunday, January 31, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Wait For It....

I love Ben Affleck. I have loved him for years. I can date my love back to elementary school science class where we used to watch Voyage of the Mimi. Mind you, I was like 7 at this time. The episode where the purify rain water with plastic and sticks still amazes me to this day.
Just look how cute young Ben was!

Then came Good Will Hunting, where I absolutely picked Ben's dark hair and eyes over that pretty boy Damon.

My love for Ben was confirmed in High School when Ben stared in Armageddon, and my friend Zac gave me a giant Ben Affleck poster for my wall.

Lets also not forget Forces of Nature, that came out my Jr year of High school and I probably watched ummmm 150 times. There was a brief period around 2003 when my love for him wanned due to him dating J-Lo and starring in Gigli, and Jersery Girl, but all was forgiven by 2007 when he directed Gone Baby Gone. Really, all he had to do was look at my with those Beautiful Brown eyes and all would be forgiven.

So to sum it up, I have wanted to meet Ben for about 20 years. Damn it To Hell, that makes me feel old. Historically Ben has been at Sundance at least 5 times when I've been there. And I Can NEVER Find Him. I got a glimpse of him once about 7 years ago when he was here for Project Greenlight. I stood in the cold with no gloves for 4 hours to not get anywhere close to him. To put it mildly, it was a total cluster fuck. I blame J-Lo.
Well fast forward to Saturday while walking down Main St I notice some excitement. I quickly dash over and what should appear before me? Ben mother effing Affleck. "Its Ben!!" I shrieked. I then planted myself directly outside the door he went in knowing he would have to eventually emerge. Well we waited... and waited... and as we waited the mob grew. Then up wanders Ron Livingston so I briefly stepped away from my post by the door to ask for a pic. While speaking with Ron, who should open the door? BEN! So I quickly make a mad dash and tossed none other then Ron's wife Rosemarie DeWitt (of TVs Mad Man) aside. Yes, I apologized to her later.
Any way, I quickly rushed to my loves side and said "Ben can I please take a pic with you if I walk with you?"
He said yes so we proceeded to walk up the street arms around each other for 30 steps. (Yes, I went back and counted.) and this is how it turned out:
Wait for it....

Wait for it....

Wait for it....

and...FAIL
But Hey, 4 crappy pics with Ben Affleck are better then none! Plus he was very sweet talked to me as we walked and kept his arm around me. And, lets face it, this makes a great story. SWOON.

Thursday, January 21, 2010

From One Heidi To Another

Dear Heidi Montag,
I can't stand it anymore. I've had enough of you. You are an embarrassment to all Heidis and we are sick of you dragging our good name through the mud. Seriously girl what is your problem? When you came into our lives on "The Hills" you were, of course, totally annoying and incredibly rude, (remember that time you snuck into Laurens work event? WTF!) but you were at least somewhat tolerable then.

But you have taken it to far young lady! To far! And frankly you just won't do.
First you "fell in love" with then married this douchbag, that was strike one. But we still gave you another chance. Even after he did totally horrible things to Lauren. We still let you in our lives and tried to understand the situation.

Then you made yourself a little "music video" I use the word music video very loosely seeing as I have made better videos with just a hat, a Sundance billboard, and some Green face paint. PS your epidermis its showing....... Got cha!

That was followed by your disastrous attempt at a clothing line. Like the name wasn't embarrassing enough, your entire line consisted of booty shorts and zebra tube tops. Were you trying to market to hookers and trannys? FAIL. Heidi. FAIL.


After that you went out and publicly supported this loser. Really? Really? Do you even know how to vote? Or what voting is for that matter? Or what the president is?

And then there was this disaster. You honestly cried when someone took the labels off your shampoo? Get a grip!

But now, I am openly saying, YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR!! What the hell have you done to your face and body?!?! You look completely repulsive. I don't know what is worse your boobs or your face. I mean the whole thing is just like wow. And that's not a good wow. its more like an "OMG Look at that crazy girl who can't more her face" sort of wow.

You have to stop. You need to go away. Our good name has suffered enough! You are slowing ruining it for us. You have taken all the good work Heidi Klum has done for our name and killed it. Killed it dead. I was actually asked once if it sucked to have the same name as you, and I had it first! So in short, get off my TV and out of my face.
Thank you,
Heidi

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Fashion.. Turn to the left...

Well kids, I started school this week. While its weird to be back in the classroom, Its also kind of fun. I'm taking 2 classes. Intro to Fashion and Textiles.
My Intro class is on Mondays for 3 hours. I think its going to be really fun. In the first class the teacher asked a bunch of questions about Nordstrom, and I answered ALL of them (you're shocked, I know.) In general though, I answered a lot of questions. So all the people that tell me reading all my magizines is useless, screw you guys. That's how I know a lot of the answers. (See I knew it would pay off someday...) For our first project we get to do an oral presentation on our fave designer. I picked Stella McCartney. Because I love her designs and she uses NO animal by products not leather, wool, or anything. I'm excited!

My Textiles class is on Tuesday for 2 hours. I think is going to be really interesting too. I will learn lots about... well... textiles. But seeing as clothes are made out of textiles, I feel this will be a very important class. Here's hoping I do well!

And yes, those are pics of my actual textbooks.

Friday, January 08, 2010

Baby Talk

As you know, my dear friend Trixi and her hubby Kevin are due to have a baby in February!

The Monday after Christmas they held a baby shower and it was a blast! It was great catching up with people I haven't seen in awhile and the food was delicious!

This is Trixi's brother. We took like 20 photos and were laughing in like 90% of them.

These two ladies and Lauren and Jing. We were in drama club in High School together!



Derek and I are losers, but we thought these pics were hilarious.


I wish the baby's due date would get here already! I'm soooo excited! The are not finding out if its a boy or girl, but I'm convinced its a boy.
I'm excited for this weekend. Should be Awesome Like A Possum. I've got a ton to do!
Brunch with Trixi, get Sundance Tickets, hang out with a friend visiting from out of town, Its going to be busy but fun! Have a great weekend everybody! School starts Monday! Yikes!!

Thursday, January 07, 2010

Lack of Focus

I simply cannot focus at work today. Its ridiculous. My mind is wandering all over the places with thoughts of Sundance, the impending weekend fun, and school starting next week. Plus my office is on the extra cold side today, so that's always a treat. I have a project I need to get done too, but it no use.
In French news I had Brie and sliced baguette for breakfast. I know how very "J'veux ton amour Et je veux ton revenge J'veux ton amour" of me.
I would really like to go straight home and enjoy a short winters nap this afternoon but alas I will first be driving to Draper. Wah Wah. Then I feel I will get all wrapped up in the world of Farm Ville (thanks alot Mayra...) and unpacking boxes.

Maybe, I will build a fort. The picture below inspired me.

I also think I would like a smoothie from the yummy smoothie place I discovered by my new house. Oh and a special shout out to Brian for putting up that awful pic of Kate Gosslin and her new hair. I'm sure to have nightmares for weeks.
Tonight I'm heading to a wedding reception with Mayra in Mapleton. I have absolutely no idea where Mapleton is.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Just Some Things

Some things on my brain today:
Intermediate Yoga
I have decided to bump myself up to intermediate yoga. Seeing as I have been in beginning yoga for like 5 years, I feel it was time. Turns out after not doing Yoga for a month, intermediate yoga is a bit on the rough side. But, my yoga teacher is amazing so I will persist. Also, I totally did the pose below. Sorry I don't recall what its called, I was to busy trying to not lose the grip of my feet , so my face wouldn't smack into the ground.



Leggings
Finally after mouths of searching, I found a decent pair that doesn't get all baggy after 15 mins. Huzah!

Taylor Twellman
I had a dream that I missed the REAL home opener, and this fellow, Taylor Twellman, called and yelled at me! I think its because I just started following him on Twitter, and he angry tweets a lot.


Sundance!
I get my tickets this Saturday!! Although I will not be seeing as many films this year due to a lack in funds, I will definitely be attending a few. As many of you know, Sundance is my favorite holiday, and its about time to celebrate!

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

You Were Fine 2009

I'm a busy girl. I've got lots to do at work and home. I'm starting school next week to get my certificate in fashion and I could not be more excited. I also applied for and internship at Nordstrom, so lets hope that works out too. So on top of work and moving and everything, I'm a little scrambled. But none the less, I feel there is always time for blog post. So I give you, a few of my top moments of 2009. Drum roll please....

#10 ALL STAR GAME WEEK
This week was a blast. Parties, parties and more...parties. A whole week of fun.
#9 VALENTINES DAY
Thanks to Rachel's idea of drinks with the girls at Red Door. This was a very fun V-Day. Maybe my best ever.

#8 PROM
Its always fun to revisit your youth, and this was a great way to do it! Plus it was for a good cause! PS I still fit in a dress I wore 10 years ago! Hells ya.
#7 BABY ANIMAL DAY
OK, What person wouldn't enjoy a day spent cuddling baby animals? Sooooooo cute. I want a sheep.

#6 RENT
For as long as I've been a "Renthead" (almost 12 years...) I have wanted to see Adam Pascal live as Roger. Goal achieved. Plus they through Anthony Rapp into the mix too. Bonus!
#5 KB'S 70'S SKATE-A-THON
I can not even begin to describe how ridiculously fun this event was. Take like 15 of your good friends and lock them in a fun house built for adults, that includes giant bouncy houses, lazer tag and skating, and you might have a slight idea of how fun this night was.
#4 SPENCER'S VISITING PARTY!
Kelly and I were quite the couch dancing team! Plus look at this group of people? How can you not LOVE them?!?!
#3 SEATTLE PART 2
What a crazy fun weekend! Parties! Derek! Fish tosses! Rain! Soccer! Cupcakes! Spiders! Kate! After Parties! Delicious snack! Champagne! My boys winning the cup! Mayra! Ninja time! Such an awesome weekend.

#2 HALLOWEEN
Despite the fact I look like a dead ringer for Andy Warhol,
One sentence describes this night best: "Best November 1st ever" haha

#1 MLS CUP!
What else could possibly be number 1! My boys did it! And the whole week surrounding the cup was total awesomeness!!

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Top of the Pops follow up.

Since noone besides Ramsey played my awesome song game, (ya bunch of jerks...) I decided to tell you the songs anyway. Because its 2:30am and I can't sleep.

1-I want your love I don't wanna be friends
Bad Romance-Lady Gaga

2-Just in time, I'm so glad you have a one-track mind like me
You gave my life direction, a game show love connection we can't deny
Hey Soul Sister-Train

3-Took my heart to the limit, and this is where I'll stay
Meet Me Half Way-Black Eyes Peas

4-2 + 2, I'm gonna undress you
Hotel Song-Pitbull

5-I forgot to say out loud, how beautiful you really are to me
Don't Leave Me-Pink

6-Just let it be, come on and bring your body next to me
Down-Jay Sean

7-I feel so untouched and I want you so much
Untouched-The Veronicas

8-You'll never have to be alone I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad go pick out a white dress
Love Story-Taylor Swift

9-I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me
Paparazzi-Lady Gaga

10-My momma told me don’t lose you, cause the best luck I had was you
Say Hey I Love You-Michael Franti

11-I know that we’ll have a ball, if we get down, and go out and just loose it all
Tonight's Gonna Be A Good Night-Black Eyes Peas

12-You come along because I love your face and I'll admire your expensive taste
New Perspective-Panic At The Disco

13-Cause when the roof caved in and the truth came out I just didn't know what to do
but, when I become a star we'll be living so large I'll do anything for you
What'cha Say- Jason DeRulo

14-I know that I've got issues, But you're pretty messed up too
My Life Would Suck Without You-Kelly Clarkson

15-These streets will make you feel brand new, Big lights will inspire you
Empire State of Mind-Jay Z w/ Alica Keys

16-But it doesn't matter cause I’m packing plastic and that’s what makes my life so fucking fantastic
The Fear-Lily Allen

17-If it's not forever, if it's just tonight, Oh, it's still the greatest, the greatest
Sex On Fire- Kings Of Leon

18-If you have the last hands that I want to hold Then I know I've got to let them go
Maybe-Ingrid Michaelson

19-Clouds filled with stars cover the skies
Sweet Dreams-Beyonce

20-My heart beat beats me senselessly Why's everything got to be so intense with me
Kelly Clarkson-Long Shot

*NOTE* I am aware some of these songs came out in 2008, but they were big in my life this year, so I included them. :)

Monday, December 28, 2009

Words of '09

According to some stupid facebook app, these are my top words of 2009. It really shows where prorties lie.



Your Top Used Words
And the results are:

1): work - used 18 times
2): happy - used 18 times
3): rsl - used 18 times
4): game - used 18 times
5): thinks - used 18 times
6): today - used 16 times
7): tonight - used 15 times
8): really - used 14 times
9): cup - used 12 times
10): home - used 12 times

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Goodnight and Go

OK, I've always loved Imogen Heap. I think she is amazing. But somehow, In teh past I missed this song. But its totally amazing.





Say goodnight and go

Skipping beats, flashing jeeps
I am struggling
Daydreaming, been sitting, the corner cafe
And I'm left in bits, recovered tectonic, trembling
You get me everytime

Why'd you have to be so cute
It's impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It's bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go

Follow you home
You've got your headphones on
And your dancing
Got lucky, beautiful shot
You're taking everything off

Watch the curtains, wide open
And you fall in the same routine
Flicking through the TV
Relaxed and reclining
And you think you're alone

Oh why'd you have to be so cute
It's impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It's bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go

One of these days
You'll miss your train, and come stay with me
It's always say goodnight and go
We'll have drinks and talk about things
And any excuse to stay awake with you
You'd sleep here, I'd sleep there
But then the heating may be down again
At my convenience
We'd be good, we'd be great together
Go

Why'd you have to be so cute
It's impossible to ignore you
Must you make me laugh so much
It's bad enough we get along so well
Say goodnight and go

Why is it always, always

Goodnight and Go

Goodnight and Go!

Thursday, December 24, 2009

I'll be home for Christmas....

One of the few things I do love about Christmas time is that so many friends who I love come back to visit!
Monday night I was lucky enough to head down to Red Door to have a round of drinks with Rachel(aka the best thing I got out of Strategic Staffing) and some of her best gal pals.(who are all fabulous!) It was so fun getting to see everyone and catch up over a delicious drink i am in love with called the Monkey Love. Sooooo Yummy.


Wednesday night I first met uo with Pinky to do some Sundance planning then headed down to the Beerhive to meet up with Derek, Trixi, Kevin and Nate. Nate I haven't seen in forever and I always love to get as much Derek time in as possible.

I hoping to catch up with a few more out of towners this weekend too!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Also, There is one Christmas song I love so much. Every time I hear it I get chills. Here is some random video someone made with the music enjoy :)

Monday, December 21, 2009

Me and My Roommates

OMG. What a freaking crowded house I moved into! Holy cow! I think it will be for the best. I really want to pay my credit cards down, and be able to take a few trips this year, this will defiantly help! Now, a quick run down of my roommates:


My mother.
Yes, I regressed and had to move back in with her. Just think of all the money I'll save! Wah wah. Cynthia said its okay to Regress during a Recession. Plus, it could be worse the married couple across from me are moving back in with her parents. That's worse right? RIGHT?!?! FML

Miss Elphaba
Elphie is a good roommate. Shes quiet, sleeps a lot and generally stays out of every ones way.


Carrie Bradshaw
Not going to lie, this girl is kind of a bitch. She keeps hissing at everyone, stealing their food and slapping them. Not cool.

Diego Luna
He is so sweet and handsome. I just wish he would come out from under the bed.

Phebee
She is great, loving, kind, and a dear friend. I hoping she can convince Diego out from under the bed.

In other news, moving fucking sucks. My whole body hurts and I'm exhausted.

Friday, December 18, 2009

KB5 for the Ladies

So since people (and by people I mean Ramsey) have been asking me for pics of the KB5 womans stuff I thought I'd put them here. Thanks all!