Five Funnies For Friday:

Corner of your heart.

Is it that bad to come in second?

I am not someone who thinks there is a lid for every pot. I don't think everyone has a soul mate, true love, or that they will end up with someone. Happily ever after endings aren't real. Very often people end up alone. People say all the time not to settle. But what if this person you are "settling for", is it. What if they are all you get. If they make you happy is that enough? If they make you their number one, does there have to be some cosmic true love connection?


How bad is being second? It might depend on who you ask. The person just picked for Vice President of the country might have very different views on this then the person who took silver in the Olympics or the back up keeper who spends his days on the bench, or the understudy who has to sit back a watch someone else become the star.

People often say second isn't so bad. "Hey, were still ranked second in the west!" or "I'd be happy to be the Vice President!" or "A silver Olympic medal that's great! You're second best in the world!" But can anyone name one person who came in second behind Michael Phelps in the Olympics?

Some seconds do finally at long last end up becoming number one.
Theodore Roosevelt and Harry S Truman started out as Vice President. Anjelina Jolie and Camilla Parker-Bowles got bumped up big time. Sutton Foster started out as an understudy in Thoroughly Modern Millie, but ended up winning the Tony.

But what about when it comes to matters of the heart? When it comes to being second in someones life, suddenly the table turns.
Magazines, friends, eharmony ads, etc. always say "Find a person who is willing to make you their number one! Their everything!" Well what if there isn't someone who wants to make you number one? Is being runner up really so bad in this case? Are you just settling?

Should you just take what you can get and run with it? Should you just learn to be OK with the fact you aren't the immediate go to person but second in line? Is something better then nothing? And what happens to the people who come in third?


Corner of Your Heart
Ingrid Michaelson

There's a corner of your heart for me.
There's a corner of your heart just for me.
I will pack my bags just to stay in the corner of your heart.
Just to stay in the corner of your heart.

There is room beneath your bed for me.
There is room beneath your bed just for me.
I will leave this town just to sleep underneath your bed.
Just to sleep underneath your bed.

There's one minute of your day.
There's one minute of your day.
I will leave this man just to occupy one minute of your day.
Just to occupy one minute of your day.

Just to sleep underneath your bed.

Just to stay in the corner of you heart.

Hair today...

I am considering getting my haircut in this fashion:






*Please note: I am not considering wearing the sweater tube top.*

Standing by a strength of my own

What do you do when your only reason you felt excited to get out of bed has gone away?

All I did this past weekend was sleep. I tried to do other things, I even left the house a few times, but it all felt like a moot point.

I wish there was something to be excited for, but I can't find a thing.
I remember when I used to wake up so ready to conquer the world. I had dreams and I was going to achieve them. Everything was exciting and new. Everything was an inspiration. It was all planned out it was all going to work. But it didn't. Now I just feel stuck with no way to get out. I'm so tired of having no money. I work so hard and still nothing. I feel completely misunderstood by nearly everyone around me. I'm talking and talking but no one hears what I'm trying to say.

The events I used to love doing feel stressful and hard to deal with. Going to the theatre makes me feel nothing but remorse and jealously for not doing what I wanted to do with my life. And now movies and starting to feel the same way. Nearly every time I go to a movie I wish I was in it not watching it. And my family is no help. I can't even shout an insult at a soccer game without my mother telling me how I'm going to ruin my voice and not be able to sing on Broadway. I am 100% aware that I am never going to sing on Broadway. I was never good enough, and I never will be. I've accepted this, why is this so hard for my family to accept?

What makes it worse, is the person I felt most inspired and understood by, the person who made me feel like I could achieve anything, is the person who made me realize how completely alone I am in this world. If I've learned anything this past week, its that everyone can, and probably will let you down. Even those closest to you. There are so many people that are fair weather friends, they love to be there when thing are going well, but if you are upset or sad they have better things to do. You have to look out for number 1. You are the only person you can count on.

Its hard trying to determine who your real friends are. I am very good at letting people in to soon. I always end up hurt. There are many friends who think they have the answer of what you should do. Its easy for them to tell you because they are not in your place. Its always easier to fix someone elses problems before your own. Oddly enough, the people who I felt were most understanding to me this past week. Where people who I don't see everyday. In fact I don't think I've seen either of them in over a year, but both sent me messages of comfort, concern, and complete support without telling me how I should change my life. Or the key to fixing all my problems. But with just a quick email and text I knew they are both there for me 100%
And that meant the world to me.

Saving My Face
KT Tunstall
See the look on my face
From staying too long in one place
But every time I try to leave
I find I keep on stalling

Feel like a big old stone
Standing by a strength of my own
But every time the morning breaks
I know
I’m closer to falling

I’m all out of love
All out of faith
I would give everything
Just for a taste
But everything’s here
All out of place
Losing my memory
Saving my face
Saving my face


I’m listening to what you say
Even though I look the other way
You could never understand
The feeling of what I’m needing

I’m all out of love
All out of faith
I would give everything
Just for a taste
But everything’s here
All out of place
Losing my memory
Saving my face
Saving my face

Leave it all to me
I will do the right thing
Maybe I’ll be everything I need
Leave it all to me
I will do the right thing
Maybe I’ll be everything I need
Leave it all to me
I will do the right thing
Do the right thing *(no 3rd one)


I’m all out of love
All out of faith
I would give everything
Just for a taste
But everything’s here
All out of place
Losing my memory
I’m losing the best of me

Heart Broken

How did I come to this?
How did I slip and fall?
How did I throw half a lifetime away
Without any thought at all?

This should have been my time
It's over, it never began
I closed my eyes to so much for so long
and I no longer can

I try to blame it on fortune
Some kind of shift in a star
But I know the truth and it haunts me
it's flown just a little too far
I know the truth and it mocks me
I know the truth and it shocks me
It's flown just a little too far.

Why do I want him still?
Why when there's nothing there?
How to go on with the rest of my life
To pretend I don't care
This should have been my time
It's over-It never began
I closed my eyes to so much for so long
and I no longer can

I try to blame it on fortune
Some kind of twist in my fate
But I know the truth and it haunts me
I learned it a little too late

Oh I know the truth and it mocks me
I know the truth and it shocks me
I learned it a little too late
Too late
-Aida

Update on last post:

So I subscribe to these horoscope email things. Usually I check them each morning. But I forgot today. I just checked it, and here is what it said:

Dear Heidi,
Here is your Work Horoscope
for Wednesday, August 27:

It's taking forever for you to get what you want. The only thing that could possibly make you moodier about it than you already are is sound advice. That's right: It's time to stick to a budget.



Are ya kidding me with this?

Retail Therapy

OK. I'm going nuts. I'm really wanna buy things. Lots of things. Do I need these things? Nope. But I want them. I'm going crazy. I'm broke. I want so badly to go to LA this November, but right now I really want to buy things.

I want this sweater:



And this sweater:


And these pants:


And this poster:


Or this one:


And I really want some boots I saw at a store yesterday. Also, I really would like to watch season 1 of Gossip Girl, because I've never seen it. Everyone claims I'd love it. I probably would. But you can't rent it anywhere. I guess I'll miss season 2as well. Because I don't want to start half way in. :( And I don't have/want netflix. I don't understand how I am making $1.50 more then I was at my old job, yet somehow I have less money.
I feel nervous and uncomfortable, and a trip to the mall would ease my spirts.
Someone should take my credit card away ASAP. Not that it won't get declined even if I did try it. :(

Don't be blue. Wear Blue. Its a lucky color.

So many people are blue these days, I made a list so they can see how lucky they are. :) Here is my list:

20 Reasons to not hate your life:

1- You have food. It may just be Top Raman some days, but you have it.

2-You don't have Cancer, AIDS, Malaria, etc.

3-You do not live in a country where war is destroying your home. Think of Georgia, or Darfur, or The Ivory Coast or....the list goes on and on...

4-You can leave your house in a tank top and shorts not get stoned. (Even though it may be tacky...)

5-You have clean water to drink, and it comes directly into your home too.

6-You have a warm place to sleep at night... and its in a bed!

7-You have a family/friends who love you even if they are a pain in the
ass sometimes.

8-You got to go to school even though you are a girl. And you can keep going if you want!

9-You can stand on the corner and shout "I hate Bush" all day long, and no one will shoot you. They might flip you off, but you probably won't get shot. You are even allowed to vote for the next person in charge of your country!

10-You were not torn from your home at 2 years old just so in 10 years your country could up its medal count in the Olympics.

11-You will not have to bury your spouse of 8 years because he/she just died of a painful illness. (This just happened to someone I know. Be thankful for your health and the health of those you love!)

12 You are not trapped in your house at the end of summer because you fell off a rope swing and mangled your foot so you can't walk. (my mom is going on 3 weeks now...)

13-You are not spending your days at Primary Children's Hospital waiting for your child to die because they were in an accident.

14-Your husband doesn't smack you around. And if he does, there are places you can go to get help. Unlike in some countries where this is allowed and accepted.

15- You haven't lost any arms/legs in a war. And you can walk/talk.(Talk to Derek about this he works at the VA hospital.)

16 You can see, hear, touch, taste, and smell.

17- You are not plagued by demons in your house or mental illness.

18-You are not incapable of love because you were born an orphan in Russia that no one touched for the first 5 years of your life.

19-You are not forced to be a slave. Your job may suck, but you still chose to work there, and you get paid to do it!

20-You have shoes. Good shoes. Probably more then one pair. Probably a really uncomfy completely impractical pair. A lot of people don't have shoes at all.

Its a simple as something that nobody knows...

So about the Jack Johnson concert. I love Jack he is great, green, ad his songs are delish. But I have to say it, I used to think the E center was the worst concert venue ever, but I was wrong Usana amphitheater is. I could not see ANYTHING for most of the concert. And hands down the most annoying people ever attend Jack Johnson. So here is any open letter to the fans:

Dear Utah Jack Johnson fans,
I feel there are a few things we need to go over.
First-choosing what tee-shirt/smoothie flavor/bathroom stall are not among the hardest choice you will be faced to make in this lifetime so make it quickly. You have been standing in line for 15 mins waiting for a smoothie. There are two flavors. Wildberry and Strawberry Banana. Both titles are self explanatory. So make your choice before you get to the front. There is no need to hum and ha once its your turn. Also you see that giant sign that says CASH ONLY. That means they don't take credit cards. So have your money ready when you reach the front. Same thing goes for Tee-Shirts You have just watched the 50 people in front of you hold up a small to there chest will fit in it so you should have your style/size choice made by the time you reach the front. This is not hard.

Second-the beer thing. If you can not make from the beer stand back up your blanket without dumping your beer all over me, that means you've had enough. We aren't at a bar. Its time for water.

Third-frat boys: no one wants to see you take off your shirt and let your beer belly hang out while sing/dance around. You are not sexy. You look like a fool. Despite what your girlfriend says. Unless your upper body resembles that of Michael Phelps,you face of Brody Jenner and your dancing skills that of Gene Kelly, put a shirt on, sit down and shut the hell up. And really there is no reason to shout "DUDE" at your buddies every 20 seconds either.

Forth- CLEAN UP YOUR TRASH. Who raised you to act like that. There are 80 trash/recycling bins. Pick up your crap. You are at a damn Jack Johnson concert for hells sake. The is an environmental sustainability fair happening just North of the stage. Hello? Do you get it?

Fifth-Exciting a parking lot is not hard. We are all stuck here together. There is no need to Honk, cut people off, shout at people etc. This will not make cars get out the lot sooner. They will not magically disappear if you honk 40 times. I want to go to bed just as much as you do.

Love always,
Heidi

PS Dear Usauna Your lawn seating and parking lot blows. Take a cue from Deer Valley. They got their shit together.

But a special shout out has o go to Trixi for hooking me and Hibs up with passes to stand down front for the last few songs. I have got to hear my most favorite song from up front. Thanks again!

Birthdays all around!

So I am very happy to announce, that my beautiful, fun smart friend Whitney finally turned 21 today! Hooray no more sneaking her into bars! I miss her like crazy and can't wait to see her in November!

Also a few other people in my life are having some birthdays this week that I want to give a special shout out to:

Clyde who turns 26 on Aug 21!! Hooray. Finally I won't feel so much older. ha ha I only wish I had money for a plane ticket then I could help you celebrate. ;)

Jeff who turns 32 on Aug 21!! Jeff is also due to be a daddy any day now and I am so excited to meet his miniature!! He also had is 100th MLS career goal last night! So a big congrats for that! Jeff was also in town a few weeks ago and it was great catching up with him. I miss him and his lovely wife/baby mama Jocelyn so much. :( Friends like these to don't grow on trees.

In news of other special people who came to visit one of my best friends for life Derek came to town, and we had the opportunity to share a great dinner I only wish he had been here longer. we didn't even have time to do a special revival of "My boobs, his hips".




Well, I'm off to the Jack Johnson concert tomorrow, so here is hoping I don't get a contact high...

Reason number 432 why Ingrid Michaelson is awesome:

Away...

Hey team its been awhile. I know. Sorry. The new job blocks blogs.:( and Myspace and Facebook. So anyhoo... news: I have a new job, another friend went crazy on me, Hiba totaled her car. Lots of Jazz. But in another news, I am very excited for two events!
1-The Hills Season 4 starts Aug 18!!!




And also my most fave music dude Jason Mraz is finally coming to Salt Lake!!! This makes my heart fill with joy.

Kanye!!

I went to the Kanye West show the other night. It was awesome 5000. Rihanna was great. And Kayne really is as good as he claims he is.
The only downside was that fact it started like um 2 hours late,
and the fact that the band N.E.R.D. makes me want to gouge my eardrums out. And of course they snag my most hated song. The one where the dude yells "Shes Sexy!" I have hated this song since I first saw the video on MTV like 6 years ago. When they sang it they bought every tacky ass girl in the audience up on stage to grind them. And some girl in a lemon yellow mini dress even lifted up Pharell's shirt. Yuck. The concert lasted so long, that I even fell asleep in Kanye's finale.
On a extra excited note I get to see my stach love Zac Effron making on with Vanessa Hudgens by an elevator for a good 3 mins. I wish she would stop being his beard so I could have my turn.

Rouge

Remember that time I got my hair done and it got totally messed up and I looked like Rouge from X-men? No good. Here is the proof:




*Note: I have had this problem fixed.

Why we win at life.

David Beckham round two circa 2008!!!

Story to follow later....

Thats what he said.

If I cute straight boy were to say to you:

"Your dress is so cute! Its so refreshing to see a girl wearing color!"

Would you maybe think this sounded a little gay?

Just wondering.

Sunshine!

It is so sunny and beautiful outside! I can't hardly believe it. It makes me so happy. (Yes I am aware its supposed to drop to 50 degrees again tomorrow. I'm just pretending I never heard that...) And while its been a rough couple weeks, I definitely feel things are looking up. Saturday my boys not only won their game, but they schooled DC. It was great fun. And Saturday night, I had a blast with all sorts of fun people including my best girls Hiba & Jay. And although we didn't go to bed till like 9 in the morning, & we got into a bit of trouble;) we had ourselves an awesome night. And I am so thankful for all my pals. The ones I see everyday, the ones I haven't seen in months, and all the new ones I'm making.

Update.

If you want a much better post about the concert go to Hiba's page. She even has video. (Link to the left.)

Thank you and have a lovely day.
PS Could everyone please wish for no snow Sat. I already have to watch RSL lose, and I would rather not do it in the snow. Thansk for your time and wishes.

And yes, I am aware I look a little spazzy in the Ingrid pic.

Awesome Like a Possum.

Ok Team Check out the AWESOME shirt I found.
Also please note fabulous singer Ingrid Mickelson in the photo too.
She is great, her concert was great and she was just as super nice this time as she was when we met her at Sundance. And she remembered us. :)
Hooray.

Spring!

Well its so warm & lovely outside today that I feel it may be safe to finally say that Spring has finally sprung! And just in time for the first RSL reserve game of the year. (tonight!) I also need to express my extreme excitement for the Hills premiere tonight as well. (French drama!)
New job is going great. Everyone I work with is super, and I am loving the clothes. Well, I hope everyone is well & Happy & that you all had a beautiful Easter! I myself went and fed some goats stale crackers. I don't really know how this connects to Jesus rising up again, but I feel its way more eastery then certain friends who receive designer jeans in their Easter basket. Although I do believe if Jesus had to pick a designer jean fave, he would go with True Religion. Wow that joke was very bad.
Anywho, remember friends & family get a discount on clothes from my new work. So please stop by.

New job

Ok, So its been awhile but that is because I now have a new job! Horah! And at this new job I am very busy, so computer time doesn't always happen. :( My new job is at the corporate office for a company called Layers Clothing! If you want to see what it looks like go to layersclothing.com So far I have been working there a week, and I like it very much!

So excited my head might explode...

Ok so real things did happen in my life, that I do plan to blog about. But, for now, I am just leaving you this video. I can't wait for March 24. I've missed my show so much. Monday nights aren't the same without Lauren and crew...

My new cat has laser eyes.

I swear I won't become a crazy cat lady...

Well, since I'm sure you all have been wondering what happened to the lost cat that was living in Hiba's office, I will fill you in. He now resides in our apartment. And he is SO big. I really wish you could see his size in this pic. No one understands till they see him. So far he has been a very good cat. He likes to sleep by the heater or in his bed, and wants to be fed all the time. Come over and meet him! (Unless you are a boy. For some reason boys scare the living daylights out of him, & he wil hide under my bed)

Dumped.

So as some of you probably know, and some of you don't one of my friends of 10 plus years decided to "dump" me. She sent me a myspace message saying she no longer wanted to be friends, then deleted me from her myspace. She did not state a specifc reason of what I did, The only reason she gave was that I have done things in the past two years that hurt her and she felt we were not "compatable" to be friends anymore. Clearly, I wasn't quite sure what to do with this information. Well I have felt quite a few things over the past two days, but mostly I've felt a sad, angry & confused. But I've finally came to a conclusion. And that conclusion is: fuck it. Whatever. If someone does not want to be my friend, then I guess I don't need them. I'm not going to spend my time tring to convince someone to like me. My life is filled with wonderful, caring, amazing people. And I think the best thing to do is focus on that. I am incredibly greatful for all the beautiful people I have come to know in my lifetime. There are far to many to mention by name, but they know who they are. As for this moment, I have to go. I've got two beautiful little girls here who think it is very important that I help them build homes for their pet rocks, and I have been instructed to be done with this. I'm out.

Hi, my name is Heidi and I'm a really big fan...of your face.

Ok, so one thing I neglected to mention in my last post, is that speedskaters are pretty dreamy.(I know you were not expecting me to get to that right...) Well this post is not about that. It is about the beautiful French speedskater, I developed a brief, but lovely affair with this past weekend. I first noticed him as he was skating around warming up Saturady. Wow. Amour. He was just lovely. Well after about 3 times around the track (him not me) he noticed me and smiled back. Sucess! From that point on, Everytime he passed us I would get a smile.( I would then of course giggle.) Once he even turned back over his shoulder to get a look. He was skating very well, untill our love affair commenced, then he lost and didn't qualify to move on! This prompted Jess to start calling me Jessica Simpson. Then, as we were leaving for the day we exchanged Hellos! Fast forward to my second day at the oval. My love did not skate. It wasn't untill Hiba & I were leaving to get lunch after the morning races that I noticed my new boyfriend sitting in the next section over! As we walked past he was talking to his host family and he stopped to say hello. (He is just so sweet!) Then came the finals wher my love was sitting just across the way making it very each to glance over at him. Well then the glaceing became stares. And let me tell you I wasn't the only one staring. But I guess that is what you do when you are in love.
Sadly the competion had to eventully end, and it came time to say goodbye to my new boyfriend.

Our converstaion went a little something like this
ME: Hi. My name is Heidi
SEXY FRENCHMAN: He-de?
ME: HI- D
SEXY FRENCHMAN: He-de?
ME: Um anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I think you are the most beautiful man I have ever seen in my entire life.
SF: Me? No.
ME: YES
SF: No... You take take drugs no?
MF. No, seriously.
SF: (Blushing adorably)Well thank You.
ME: No, Thank you. And good luck with everything.

I would also like to pint out, that I went to shake his hand at the beginning of this conversation so we were holding hands this whole time.

Well anyway, Happy Valentines day to everyone!
I Love you all very much!

Ice Ice Baby

Hey Team.
Remember when I used to love this guy:

(This guy being 5 time Olympic medal winner Apolo Anton Ohno)
Ok, so I don't so much love him anymore, but because of him I realized what a joy speed skating can be, and so this weekend me & some of my girls headed out to the Olympic Oval in Kearns for "The Samsung World Cup".
IT WAS SO MUCH FUN!
I kid you not. I spent half of Saturday there & then all of Sunday there.
The skaters were awesome, the crashes frightning & most of the fans crazy.
It honsetly shocks me how fast these skaters go.
The second day, for the finals, Hiba & I sat at the coner where everyone crashed, so chucks of ice kept hitting us in the face. When they replayed on the the falls on the giant TV you could see us freaking out in the background.
The fans however are nuts. There is a group of middle age woman that are completely obsessed with Apolo. No joke. They were all wearing sweatshirts that said:
Un(Apolo)getic
5 Olympic medals & counting.

Know, I realize me calling sports fans crazy may seem a bit like the pot calling the kettle black, But I would never, Never, NEVER show up to a REAL game wearing a hand made shirt sporting any sort of catchy saying. And after he won, they all ran over and told his agent to give him a big hug for winning. The lady behind us even had a sign that said: "Apolo, Lord of Rink" Wow. All I can say to that is wow.

And then there were two.... still.

So as you all know Super Tuesday was yesterday. And we democrats still don't know who our canidate is going to be. You know I would take Hillary over any of the idiot Republican candidates, (Come on Mitt Romney really? People actually wasted a vote on this guy?) The thing I still don't understand is why people, like say my mother, who is for gay rights, and is a fairly liberal person, turns around and votes for Mitt Romney? WTF.

Funny as F*ck

Ok, so normally I think Sarah Silverman is one of the most obnoxious people ever. But this video is hilarious. I watched it like 5 times & I couldn't stop laughing. So watch. Its really funny.

Candy

Ok, so last night after Yoga I settled in to sit down & watch a movie I rented a few days ago. Well the movie of choice was a Heath Ledger movie. What was I thinking you ask? Beats me. I felt nervous & uncomfortable the whole time. And what made it worse was that it was a movie about drug addicts. Akward. The thing was after I got past my problem of not being able to understand anything Heath Ledger says & I got over the weirdness of teh whole situation, I came to the conclusion that this was a really good film. So, you should watch it.

I hate that everything always falls apart at once. I'm tired & cold. I just want to curl up in my bed with my cat and hibernate till spring.

"Maybe its all happening to push you back to your dreams."

Thank you for saying that.
You know who you are.

It Effing Snowing Again!!

I am tired of this:



I would like more of this:


I would like to be able to wear my knock off, non leather Uggs out of fun instead of necessity. I would like to hear people say: "Why is she wearing those boots? It like 64 degrees here!" I also really miss Meredith, Cynthia, & Whit Whit. :(

I have come the the realazation that noone I work with knows I exsist.
Unless:
A: Something is lost. (Then I should know where it is)
B: Something went wrong. (Then of course its my fault)
C: They need something from the shed. (Then I am supposed to get it in under 15 seconds)

Sundance Film Festival Reviews. Part one

IN BRUGES

This movie was my favorite out of all the movies I saw. It was phenomenal. So funny. The whole cast including Colin Farrell is fantastic. This film is pretty violent, & they say fuck alot, but I highly, highly recommend it. (It comes out Feb 8)

KICKING IT

This movie was a documentary about the homeless world cup. This movie was SO good. It followed different homeless soccer players from all over the world on their journey to the Homeless World Cup in Cape Town South Africa. This movie was at times very funny, but also heart breakingly sad. It covered so many differnt countires & teh differnt struggles teh homeless population faces all over the world. ESPN bought this movie, so be on the lookout. This film can't be missed.

INCENDIARY

This movie staring Michelle Williams & Ewan Mcgregor was awful. No good. The acting was great but the script was a diaster from start to finish. It was a great idea, but it went to hell. Chacters just disaper. One moment Ewan is on a bench, Then they never show him or refer to him for the rest of the movie. It just made no sense. AT the beginning the director stood up to introduce her film & said she had just finished it Friday. Yeah. You could tell.

Heath Ledger

I may not of liked Brokeback Mountain, but its still heart breaking when someone so young a talented passes on.
Rest in Peace.

Sundance 2008

So as you probably know, or have assumed I spent the past for days celebrating my fave Holiday, The Sundance Film festival. I took in 5 films, and stalked the hell out of famous people. I made friends with the paparazzi,(who gave me the inside scoop on all the stars whereabouts) Met all my faves (Sarah Jessica! Matthew Perry! Colin Farell!), Found out what stars were assholes (Quentin Tarantino, Kirsten Dunst, & Jack Black) And found out that Mischa Barton is the most adorable nicest girl ever. (who would of thought...) All in all it was a wonderful time, & I can't wait till Thursday when I head back up for Matthew Perry's movie. I will put up pics as soon as I get them!

A bit of an eyesore....

So I went over to the Eyemasters in Sugar house and got contacts Saturday. (Bold move, I know) And they were splendid Saturday. Great. A bit of a pain to get in & out, but all in all, not so bad. Then came Sunday. Where I didn't take them out every 2-3 hours like instructed, & instead left them in for like 6 hours. (Bad move, I know) So now, since last night, mt eyeas are killing me. They hurt so bad. Like big time ouch. And my head hurts too. I'm the dumbest person every. I directly disobyed what the docyor said to do. What did I think would happen? But I really need my eyes to figure themselves out so I can start back up the schedule again to get my eyes ready for Sundance Friday. Yikes.

Diego.

So a few weeks ago around Christmas time this wonderful cat started hanging around the office building that Hiba & I work in. We thought it belonged to someone who lives near by, but as time went by, it became more & more clear that some jerk off must have dumped him. So Hiba's boss has been letting it live in his office. But then the building manager found out & now says that the cat, which we have named Diego ( After Diego Luna) has to go. The building manager is a Douchbag. This cat is the sweetest cat. So friendly. It loves to sit on you lap and purr. Its really afraid of men though, so we think someone may have abused it.
We are trying to find it a home, but I have a sneaking suspicion that it might end up at our apartment....

Can't wait.

Santa is coming.

Hello. Well its been quite some time. Sorry. But if nothing exciting ever happens, which is doesn't, I don't have much to write about. I did venture out in the blizzard last week to go see Santa & ask him for an Iphone. I don't really want one, but it seemed to be the cool thing to ask for, So I went with the flow.
Christmas is drawing very near. Just 12 days! And I have not bought one present. Yikes.

A ghost or not.

Beats the hell out of me. I've tired to recreate it like 15 times with zero success. Either way its a weird picture. Can you see it?

So, as you may or may not know, I love the MTV show "The Hills" I watch it obsessively. Every Monday at 11:00 and any other time it on. Well, anyhow, One of the delights on the show is Brody Jenner. And he is just lovely. And this weekend I met him. Well I more like just took a picture with him. But he seemed nice enough so whatever. Surprisingly enough, I had a way harder time getting to him then I have had meeting way more famous people like say, Al Pacino. But maybe that's because Al Pacino wasn't surrounded by go go dancers. But that's besides the point. I got my picture, I am happy, and here it is:





Note: he is on the stage, I am not, the stage was rather high up, and that is why I am kind of just a floating head.

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Its for a good cause.... right?

So I went to a charity bachelor auction this week. They sold Real players. You may think I'm joking, but nope. This actually happened. And guess what? I bought a boy. Who knew that was legal in Utah...






More pics to follow when I get them....

I heart Beckham...

And I heart this ad.

Its Here!!!

Well the day has finally arrived where Mr Beckham has arrived in America to start his time with the LA Galaxy. Needless to say, I am in fact very pleased. Even though we don't play LA for like another 2 months, but whatever...
In other news, I went to Denver for my cousins wedding this past weekend. It was quite the time. I think my favorite part was when my drunk father stumbled up to the stage to give a toast, where he proudly announced that he was there with his daughter and son. I have a brother. Who knew. Thanks Dad. You are such a treat...
Here is a pic of me & my cousins at the wedding.

*Please note the orb above my head on the left. Weird.

Fireworks & Stuff..

Went to the game last night. We lost. So nothing new there, but at least we lost to my second fave team Toronto and Jeff made a goal, so we were pleased with that. Afterword they had some fireworks played some music, you know the drill....
Then we headed out on the town for some quality Jeff time, since he is only here for like 5 mins. So needless to say, I am very tired. And I got in a fight with some Doughbag who shouted mean things at Jeff during the game.
Here are some pics I found on a random soccer website today:
This is a giant sign Julia made requesting Jeff back on our team.

I am in the pic. I am on the far left looking weird.

I am off to Denver tomorrow for my cousins wedding, so wish me luck, because I sure hate Denver....

Everybody loves a fire/trip to the ER.

Well Kids, its that time of year when millions of stupid Americans are allowed to buy explosives from the parking lot outside their local grocery store. They will probably not heed the warnings, and if we are lucky, this might at last be the year where we burn down all our wilderness. So go grab your $5 Old Navy flag tee, your sparkly red white and blue scrunchy, and your denim vest. Don't forget to dress your dog like Uncle Sam. Just please try not to blow your hand off this year. Have a happy and safe 4th of July.
* To help celebrate the 4th, I have included some Jessica Simpson God blessing america soft core porn for your viewing enjoyment.

It took long enough.

So after the longest time not winning a game maybe ever, the boys finally won one! Yeah! Here are some pics of me at the game.

I look really into in the first one. Doing my nails and all.

Can you find me?

Please notice the look of shock on my face in the third one.

Smart

So I am sure no one else cares about this, but its my blog, so whatever.... I am very excited to report that my girl Jen is doing Smartwater ads! I love smartwater! The ads are super cute too!

Speaking of water , Did I mention how when I was watering my plants the other day some water dripped off our porch and made the crazy lady's porch light explode? Yeah good one Heidi. Clearly I am not drinking enough Smartwater.

Michael Tolliver Lives

In news that fills my entire heart with joy, My most favorite author in all the land, has just released another book in my favorite series! I can't believe. I don't know how he has done it. He totally wrapped up the series in his last book. But I am so excited to find out!!! Horah! *This must be how all those Harry Potter freaks feel every time I new book comes out.

Paris....Hilton?

Hey Team. So every time they say something about Paris being in jail, I say I don't care. But as we all know that is a bold faced lie. This video is damn funny. Enjoy.

*Side note: A crazy woman lives below me and Hiba. This is an actual conversation Jenny & her had:
Crazy: "I work weird hours, I just hope you girls don't have Paris over"
Jenny: "Paris Hilton?"
Crazy: "No, Paris (Crazy strokes her long greasy grey hair as she says this next part) France"
Yep. I know. What the hell is she talking about.

The blog is back in town!

K Bitches. I am back for Real now. Much has happened since my last post like 4 months ago. Here are the highlights:

*Got myself a new awesome job. (Thanks Dunny!)
*Had myself a birthday. (thanks body for holding up this long.)
*Got myself a shiny new apartment with hot boys living all around me. (Thanks landlady! And well, thanks to their parents for having hot kids)
Thats about it.

I'm Back!!!

So, I figured out how to get back into blogger.... So look out! Posts are coming!!!!

Thanks for the laughter.

Ok, So for whatever reason Mr David Beckham decided it would be a wise choice to wear this horse sweater around town. This might be the most ridiculous sweater I have ever seen. I love it. I am not sure if I have ever laughed so hard at something a celeb has worn ever. Except for that one time Johnny Depp went to David Letterman dressed like a homeless person. I should really try to find that...